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Anne Frank 

The act of hiding for several hours in a closet or similar place.
"Ashley went full Anne Frank last night and hid in that closet for 3 hours while the cops searched the place!"
Anne Frank by thatonekid999 December 18, 2016

Anne Frank 

hide and go seek champion 1941-1944, just recently beat by Osama bin Laden
Anne Frank was the Hide and Go seek champion until May 1, 2011.
Anne Frank by btfleming May 24, 2011

Anne Frank Sex

n: anəli s ˈanə maˈʁi fʁaŋk -secks'.

A precursor to the act of Cyber sex and phone sex which became popular during WW2 Europe

when hipsters rejected the conventional way of living.

They sought to live in walls unlike other Europeans who also frequented outdoors to do regular life activities like camping.
This bizarre act of sex involves the exchange of groaning sounds ( or other ways of communicating on a sexual level.) through the medium: A wall.

It does NOT refer to the act of actually having sex with Anne Frank which is goes under: necrophilia.

There can be two or more participating subjects. Though Anne Frank one-ways do occur in nature - most experts in the field liken the act with attempting to interact with the wall itself. This is silly, and should only be attempted by people under the influence of psychedelics.

Though not rare in shared housings or college dorms the art of Anne-Frank sex is slowly dying.

This is due to people parodying the act - finding it funny or amusing - which it is not.

It is more common against youngsters or very old people (though could be mistaken for arguing -
because every high pitched sound they make sounds like a person with asthma having sex).

An increasingly popular alternative is the Anne-Frank Cyber sex which refers to the act of sexual communication through a FireWall.
Anne Frank Sex
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SCHINDLER : "By the sounds if it you got laid yesterday. Did you wear protection?"

Jew : "No, we were having sex through the wall.."
SCHINDLER: "She totally Anne-Franked you"
Jew: "Awesome huh? lullzzzz?!"

SCHINDLER : "... Someones name is going off my list"
Anne Frank Sex by andreasj March 2, 2014

Anne frank gay 

When you're so far in the closet you're up in the attic.
That dude's so repressed he's Anne frank gay
Anne frank gay by Yourmom85 September 12, 2014

Diarrhea of Anne Frank 

And the "Jeopardy" answer is: "What's brown and runs in the attic?"
Q: What smells worse than Gomer's pile?
A: The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Anne Frank's drum kit

n. Often used for the worst player in a league being moved from one team to the next.
"You're as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit."