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anironic 

Ironic is something is that is opposite of what you would expect. In contrast, anironic is something that is EXACTLY what you would expect. However, it has to be for a reason that doesn't really make sense (otherwise it would be the same as 'fitting'). For example - if you painted flames on the side of your car and then it caught fire (in contrast, it would be ironic if everything around it caught fire but it was unburned).
Steve named his daughter Chastity... then she grew up to be a nun... Well, that was anironic.

colt anaconda 

a large frame double-action revolver featuring a full length under-barrel ejection-rod lug and six round cylinder, designed and produced by the Colt's Manufacturing Company. Chambered for the powerful .44 Magnum and .45 Colt center fire ammunition cartridges, the Anaconda marked the Hartford, Connecticut firm’s first foray into the popular large-boreMagnum pistolmarket.Introduced in 1990
handsome guy:(walking at the street)
Gay:hey handsome want me to blow your piece?
handsome guy:sure i hope you get the"exploding result"
(the gay doesn't know about the cocked colt anaconda and he thinks it's his cock)
gay:oh my your rod is huge (then he opened the zipper and)
handsome guy:bye ass face(the gun is inside the gays mouth and he pulled the trigger)here is your exploding result
colt anaconda by marlnatomine August 14, 2010

Underwear Anaconda 

Juan sure has an Underwear Anaconda in his pants!
Underwear Anaconda by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

flaming anaconda 

When one set's fire to his partner's pubic hairs then proceeds to engage in intercourse (vaginal/anal) whilst the hairs are still on fire.
Will: Hey Debbie!
Debbie: Hey Will!
Will: Wanna come over so I can flaming anaconda your asshole?
Debbie: I'd love to but I shaved my crack this morning, next week?
Will: Sure

Anticonformity 

Irony at its finest.
Average person: Dude, why are you wearing horn rimmed glasses that dont have lenses?
Hipster/Anticonformist: I am an anticonformist, and wearing horn rimmed glasses would be, like, totally conformist
Average person: But then...wouldnt you be strictly conforming to anticonformity? HAH, thats so self contradicting
Hipster/Anticonformist: NO! (insert absurd rationalization or denial here)

Anaconda Death Choke 

when one is getting head, he wraps his balls around the other person's neck and shoves his dick down their throat