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Angry Asian 

this occurs when someone is fucking an asian on a couch that is placed on the back of a F-150 pickup truck. as you get ready to finish you signal the driver to slow down and gently throw the asian off the truck. Although very hard to execute it provides you with optimal pleasure and laughter.
*note* make sure you are going slow enough to slightly injure the person,not kill them, we dont want anyone to die we just want to make them look like an asshole walking home naked with a few scratches and bruises.
Jeremy: hey Greg, last night i gave your mom an angry asian it was some of the funniest shit i had ever seen, she had to walk 6 blocks naked as a jay bird.
Angry Asian by starr1 June 21, 2007

Asian angry 

A degree of anger that can only be reached by asain people. It is beyond anything anyone who isnt Asian would have experienced.
Asian 1: Did your mum find out you've been skipping tutoring?

Asian 2: Yes, she got Asian angry
Asian angry by Izzlz April 21, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026