This is what builds up around your anal orifice from too much lovin with a 60 yearold man named Jethro, who has a fetish for sniffing shit diapers and manually releasing himself on the door knobs of abortion clinics in idaho. fuck your mother.
"Mom, will you chissel the analcake off my arse and serve it to me with some coffee? Yeah, thats it...jiggle it around..."
Analoafer- A piece of shit hanging out on a dick, usually transient in nature. A good analogy would be a squatter, a stray or a free loader; A lazy, idle, good for nothing piece of shit; a bum you let sleep on your couch for a night and here it is 3 weeks later.
Girl 1: "I was sucking Bobby off the other night and something didn't smell right. I guess I didn't stop soon enough because then it didn't taste right. I was so upset; there was this huge analoafer stuck to the side of his dick!"
Girl2: You must've sucked him off good cause it ain't stuck to his dick anymore!That analoafer set up shop above your lip and looks like a Hitler mustache!"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.