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Americas Third Party

A completely online US political party. Promotes candidates through online videos, live webcasts and blog posts. Does not believe in "real world" activities like: debates, conventions, meetings or personal appearances of candidates.
A candidate of Americas Third Party just posted another video talking trash about Obama hoping it will go viral.

Rare Americans 

A banging ass rock band with a horse named Alfred as their mascot.
-Any music recommendations?

-Yeah, yo dumbass should listen to Rare Americans

Amerifat 

'Amerifat' {ah • meh • ree • fat}; noun; contraction of 'American' (a citizen of the United States of America) and 'fat' (to be overweight due to excess body fat):
1. An overweight American person or citizen of the U.S.
2. A typical American person as seen by non Americans
3. An American given to over-eating in-keeping with the nation's mantra of excess and 'bigger = better'
4. A lazy American person averse to exercise and a healthy lifestyle
'Damn!, those Amerifats are dumb!'
'Don't dare take an Amerifat's meal - he's liable to shoot you!'
'Cheetos and shitcoms have made the U.S. fraught with Amerifats'
Amerifat by Trolius Maximus September 7, 2013

americasplain 

The attitude of American people to explain different cultures to the same people that culture belongs to, and the assumption that they are right despite never having actually set foot on those people’s countries (or never having google it).
Americasplain is the dumb answer you receive in a polite conversation about your culture. You'l never know when it comes, but it's on its way.
americasplain by freyathings July 3, 2017

My Fellow Americans

A phrase which normally immediately precedes some of the most mindless, pandering crap you will ever hear; typically used by politicians and when they want something or are announcing any number of plans to further screw the American population. Used to further the illusion that those in power are in some way equal to those under their power. The public speaking equivalent of a Flag Pin
My Fellow Americans, i'm pleased to tell you today that I have signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever; we begin bombing in five minutes - Ronald Reagan, mic check "joke", 8/11/84
My Fellow Americans by orbitn September 10, 2011

Basketball Americans 

Another word for African Americans, popularized in 2023.
Those goddamn Basketball Americans! They stole my Kia Soul!