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Ambesextrious 

A person who wears clothes, shoes or items which are made for the opposite sex...and doesn't care.
Being the ambesextrious dude that he is, Marty blew off the taunts of his co-workers the day he wore his purple crocs.
Ambesextrious by DoMi June 12, 2014
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ambidextrious 

are you ambidextrious?
no you idiot, i'm ambidextrous.
ambidextrious by A New STD January 19, 2004

ambidextrious 

What idiots think it means to be able to use both hands equally well. The correct word is ambidextrous.
Ed: My Hi-point gun is awesome coz it has ambidextrious safety leverz bruh.

Rob: Am bi dex TRUSS! Not dex TREE us you simp. And that pistol sucks long and hard compared to my Springfield XD.
ambidextrious by bentrm February 27, 2018

ambisextrous 

This refers to a person who is bisexual and may skillfully enjoy sex with either gender. It derives from the combination of ambidextrous meaning "able to use both hands equally well" and also inclues the word bisexual, meaning "not restricted to one gender in sexual preference".
Tina is ambisextrous. She dates both men and women and says she is not gender specific, but relationship specific.
ambisextrous by wordart October 17, 2011

ambisextrous 

A play of the word Ambidextrous. Ambisextrous is to be Bi-sexual.
In college, I gave a shot at being ambisextrous.
ambisextrous by dudu September 17, 2003

Ambisextrous 

A word describing those with the rare ability to masturbate using either of their hands.

Those who are Ambisextrous (male or female) can switch hands on the fly, virtually eliminating the problem of cramping altogether.

This creates a more efficient self-pleasuring experience in general.

Ambisexterity is a highly regarded trait- said to only be held by the most skilled of masturbaters.
"Nick? Yeah, he writes with his left hand. But I heard he's ambisextrous."

"Damn. Sounds like a god."
Ambisextrous by Spagoni September 4, 2011

ambiTEXTrious 

The ability to text using both hands at the same time or either individually.
Person one: Hey man, aren't you right handed?
Person two: Yea. Why?
1: You're texting with your left hand.
2: Man, I'm ambiTEXTrious.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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