The opposite of professional porn. Amateur porn is often recorded not with a professional cameraman and equipment, but self-camera or phones. It can be either two or more people fucking each other, or just a girl having fun with her sex toys. Examples can be found at GoneWild.Life or similar sites.
by Doitnowornot October 9, 2018
Foreigner: "Hold on I'll be right back." (comes back with Oreos and a glass of milk)
Duder: "Oh sweet dude, Oreos! Love them shits."
Foreigner: "Me too." (eats one Oreo then drinks milk)
Duder: "What the fuck are you doing? Dude you have to dunk them shits in there and let it get a little soggy."
Foreigner: (Dunks Oreo then takes a bite) "WOW! That is amazing. Nobody does that in my home country. Thanks doggy!"
Duder: "Good think I came along, otherwise you'd be an Oreo amateur all your life."
Duder: "Oh sweet dude, Oreos! Love them shits."
Foreigner: "Me too." (eats one Oreo then drinks milk)
Duder: "What the fuck are you doing? Dude you have to dunk them shits in there and let it get a little soggy."
Foreigner: (Dunks Oreo then takes a bite) "WOW! That is amazing. Nobody does that in my home country. Thanks doggy!"
Duder: "Good think I came along, otherwise you'd be an Oreo amateur all your life."
by westfalia December 18, 2009
A day that has some legitimate meaning behind it (New Years Eve, St. Patricks Day, etc.) but is instead known for lightweights and drunk d-bags who drink more than they should and get sloppy drunk because its "cool man!" St. Patricks Day is such an Amateur Holiday.
On St. Patrick's Day I wanted to have some corned beef and a few green beers but every bar and restaurant was filled with sloppy drunk people in their 20s to 50s who cant hold their liquor. St Patricks day is a textbook Amateur Holiday.
by LZ 822 March 17, 2014
An emotional position of defence adopted when a person is overcome by a mixture of feelings (eg. fear, grief, distrust, love, lust) towards another person. As a result of feeling overwhelmed by the person who adopts the "amateur karate" position does so in an attempt to make the other person give up and go away with the express outcome of appearing strong and without revealing any feelings. If they stopped adopting the amateur karate position the person would reveal vulnerable feelings which would make them feel unbearably weak, needy and human.
two ex-partners meet 10 years after seperating....
Petula: why did you not contact me when i rang you and wrote letters, and when i did speak to you you just told me how much you were enjoying your job as a film producer and didn't talk about how you felt?
Darryl: i was young. It was "amateur karate". I couldnt tell you how much it hurt when you left me. It hurt too much.
Petula: why did you not contact me when i rang you and wrote letters, and when i did speak to you you just told me how much you were enjoying your job as a film producer and didn't talk about how you felt?
Darryl: i was young. It was "amateur karate". I couldnt tell you how much it hurt when you left me. It hurt too much.
by thereoncewasanuglyduckling September 7, 2009
by Major Thomas Randle September 19, 2018
Person 1: Man, I'm out of xannies and oxy.
Person 2: Just call up the amateur pharmacist down the street!
Person 2: Just call up the amateur pharmacist down the street!
by southland July 25, 2017
Fred: Yeah, I got ridiculously drunk and got with my ex-girlfriend last night.
Johnathon: You didn't! That's an amateur mistake!
Alex: Oh no - I left my graphical calculator in radians for all those questions!
Christopher: Oh dear - amateur mistake!
Johnathon: You didn't! That's an amateur mistake!
Alex: Oh no - I left my graphical calculator in radians for all those questions!
Christopher: Oh dear - amateur mistake!
by mkoijn March 11, 2009