On a frosty winter's night, a wagon appeared at the gates of Fort Klugman carrying pioneers to the frontier. A young woman in the party called Delia was heavy with child. And though she had journeyed with the virile young men for nigh on one year, none had lain with her, though she was comely. And on this frosty winter's night, young Delia's water broke, almost freezing her to the seat of the wagon.
And the pioneer's beseeched the soldiers to grant them entrance, so that she could give birth to her child in the hospital there. But due to an outbreak of syphilis among the soldiers, the hospital was full. And so there in the stable, among the feed and tack, and the... the... whatsis, Delia gave birth to a son, whom she called Alvis, as was her wont.
And the pioneer's beseeched the soldiers to grant them entrance, so that she could give birth to her child in the hospital there. But due to an outbreak of syphilis among the soldiers, the hospital was full. And so there in the stable, among the feed and tack, and the... the... whatsis, Delia gave birth to a son, whom she called Alvis, as was her wont.
by bigtrick October 22, 2003
Literally the most likeable, charming, amiable, hard-working, kind, funniest guy out there. He's known for being tall and an athlete. You can find him playing basketball most of the time with his friends. He has a very charming smile that will melt your heart whenever you see him. He can make you smile just by his mere presence. Alvis is a guy who would frequently flex a whole lot and sometimes you would catch yourself staring at him from afar as well. Very social and easy-going too. He would always make that certain someone happy just by the simplest things that he does. It's hard for you to resist him, be it his charms, his personality, he'll find a way to lure you into him. Alvis if you're reading this, please know that you're literally the best gift, the best thing that god has ever made. You're one of a kind and i wouldn't trade you for anything. The way you can make my heart skip a bit countless of times , making each and every of my day brighter, and so much more. You're literally the best gift that god has ever given me and probably most people too. To his future girl, please take care of him, cherish him, treat him right and give him the happiness that he deserves.
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by Nigganig1337 April 22, 2017
A very sexy man with a huge cock and who stimulates the vagina very well. who attracts both men and women he is sooo damn sexyy you just wanna do him!!! middle eastern people love him and want him in bed. usually turkish.
by Shawnnne August 14, 2011
Alvis slaped that bitch in the face and laughed
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