Alvaro is usually a Spanish dickhead who overstays his welcome at every house he steps foot it. They often kick doors wide open smashing the wall and making more noise than a cat being beat with a hammer.
Is a simp.
Is a jew.
Thinks he's better than everyone because he drinks spiritual tea.
However, this bitch is ride or die so if you get an Alvaro keep that motherfucker on your side or suffer the consequences..
Is a simp.
Is a jew.
Thinks he's better than everyone because he drinks spiritual tea.
However, this bitch is ride or die so if you get an Alvaro keep that motherfucker on your side or suffer the consequences..
by ast0ra March 2, 2020
by IMATYOMAMACRIB August 29, 2022
by Randomdefinerofstuff February 9, 2023
Alvaro is an average guy. Legend has it that he worked in retail and got swung at by a customer. He prides himself in being from Riverside. Alvaro will make living with him for five weeks unbearable. Before going into business with him, you should ask for references.
Alvaro, you should leave.
by lololol9999 July 18, 2019
A man who walks around with a stick up his ass and every time he giggles he covers his mouth. Lets not forget that every time he sits down his legs are crossed. But there's more to Alvaro than what appears, he's really a player deep down.
You poop standing up? That's very Alvaro Hotz of you.
by gregory1u1u December 1, 2021
by floyaboi November 5, 2021
Alvaroing is when you play a game with your friends and you basically ignore simple commands is favor of benefiting only yourself first and then later give small attention to your fellow comrades and then be a bitch about it when someone does it to you.
by Luffedownimoy November 2, 2020