1 definition by ast0ra
Alvaro is usually a Spanish dickhead who overstays his welcome at every house he steps foot it. They often kick doors wide open smashing the wall and making more noise than a cat being beat with a hammer.
Is a simp.
Is a jew.
Thinks he's better than everyone because he drinks spiritual tea.
However, this bitch is ride or die so if you get an Alvaro keep that motherfucker on your side or suffer the consequences..
Is a simp.
Is a jew.
Thinks he's better than everyone because he drinks spiritual tea.
However, this bitch is ride or die so if you get an Alvaro keep that motherfucker on your side or suffer the consequences..
by ast0ra March 2, 2020