Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it everyone else’s problem
by Sydkid765 October 18, 2022
basically yolanda hadid telling her daughter gigi to eat half an almond after gigi said she was about to faint
„you know how my mom projects her body insecurities onto me?“
„yeah, she thinks we're still in the 90s. such an almond mom“
„yeah, she thinks we're still in the 90s. such an almond mom“
by materialgwoorl April 1, 2023
Yolanda is an almond mom
by n1va December 23, 2022
A mom who is stuck in dieting culture. The mom who projects their fears of fat phobia onto their own kids. The mom who thinks she is doing good for their kids but is really causing trauma. The term originates from “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”.
by ChungusBoi November 27, 2022
a karen mom who only eats almonds, as soon as you walk into her house all there is, is almond based everything, its like a crazy vegan karen bt they only eat almonds and only drink almond water and milk
Friend: "Why do you only ever eat almonds and drink almond milk?"
Kid: "Because that's all my mom lets me have"
Friend: "Dang, that must suck having a crazy almond mom"
Kid: "Yeah, it does"
Kid: "Because that's all my mom lets me have"
Friend: "Dang, that must suck having a crazy almond mom"
Kid: "Yeah, it does"
by Lettuce_Lady October 24, 2022
A mom who believes that vaccines cause autism, essential oils will heal every ailment and who only feed their children "organic" food.
by lexistexas May 2, 2023