one of the greatest bands to ever roam the face of this degenerate earth. and probably one of the most hated as well. alkaline trio will always be around and still hauling ass.
poseur chick: hey! what are you listening to?
Alk3 Fan: Alkaline Trio. You've heard?
poseur chick: Ummm...yeah. those are those 3 dudes i saw on MTV wearing makeup. i think the song was called "waste".
alk3 Fan:(infuriated) the song is "Time To Waste". and yeah i guess they were those dudes wearing makeup.
poseur chick: Yeah! they rock!
Alk3 fan: yes they do.....(mumbles under breath)..DUMBASS.
Alk3 Fan: Alkaline Trio. You've heard?
poseur chick: Ummm...yeah. those are those 3 dudes i saw on MTV wearing makeup. i think the song was called "waste".
alk3 Fan:(infuriated) the song is "Time To Waste". and yeah i guess they were those dudes wearing makeup.
poseur chick: Yeah! they rock!
Alk3 fan: yes they do.....(mumbles under breath)..DUMBASS.
by mattskiba'sgirl June 5, 2005
by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003
One of the greatest bands EVER, my favorite of all time. Fucking kick ass. <br>Their lyrics are total poetry. None of that new emo shit is absolutely in no comparison to them.
"I'm tired of being bored <br>I'm through with the headaches and hiding my hands <br>That tremble like earthquakes <br>Under the table, under the daytime sky, <br>Good fucking bye." <br>-Alkaline Trio, Good Fucking Bye
by 45hl3y. July 11, 2008
The act of getting 0 headshots in a multiplayer match with BR starts. The name was coined after AlkalineProdigy; a Bungie, Halo 3, and all things Xbox, uber-fanboy, went 9-10 during Team BRs on Foundry in Social Team DLC. The fact that he was given a BR, 5 minutes, and a small map, obviously means nothing, because even his oh-so-coveted recon armor could not help him to get even 1 headshot.
Link to game: http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=932969512&player=AlkalineProdigy
Link to game: http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=932969512&player=AlkalineProdigy
It's sad to think anyone could get 0 headshots with BR starts. AlkalineProdigy is the only one who could do this, that is why it is called the Alkaline Perfect.
by yabanjin25 January 21, 2009
Bob: I like alkaline trio and I'm an emo kid =(
Lexi: oh shut up and go cry adn write some poetry
Bob: k :'(
Lexi: oh shut up and go cry adn write some poetry
Bob: k :'(
by theeclique November 16, 2003
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