A progressive, fatal disease. A disease which can be arrested, but not cured with the help of AA.
Alcoholism is the only disease which you can be yelled at for having. You won't yell at someone for having polio.

Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.
by John January 22, 2005
Basically if you call someone on the phone and in an emotional wreck and express your love for them. Bloody alcoholics.
Alcoholism is only a problem if you say it's a problem.
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 07, 2006
The unfortunate side effect of being around and consuming too much beer.
I used to have a secretary who wouldn't give me blowjobs, and a wife who cheated on me. Then I got alcoholism and now I can jerk off whenever I want!
by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 05, 2003
What came out when Poverty had sex with Despair.
Alcoholism is growing up so fast!
by Pelican7 October 29, 2014

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