alcatholicism

1. The act of going to a Catholic church drunk.
2. A person who practices Alcoholism and Catholicism (very common)

1. Wow Ned, this shit makes so much more sense when you're plastered!
2. My entire family practices strong alcatholicism during every holiday gathering.

alcatholicism by jman799 March 26, 2008

Alcatholic 

Alcatholic (n) Person. Pronounced (Alka Thollik)
One who regularly attends Church on Sundays for the free wine.

Have you met Cyndi/ She an Alcatholic, for rull, bruh

Alcatholic by Clyce December 15, 2017

Ms.Althouse 

The most amazing college counselor who goes above and beyond for her students. Very determined and always ready to put others before herself. A very graceful and beautiful person who you will develop a life long friendship with. Always ready to help others and make your day better, even if it's with a joke that's not really that funny. Overall, one of the best people you could ever meet.
P.S.- Happy Birthday, 29 looks good on you !!! <3.

You're the best, Ms.Althouse!

Ms.Althouse by sincerelyyourex February 6, 2020

althouse 

A way of consuming coffee in which the drink is poured directly into your anus.

Man, nothing beats waking up to a steaming hot althouse.

althouse by KickerMan November 22, 2017

Althouse 

Germanic surname meaning one who ravages dicks

Evan Althouse

Althouse by goblin king December 29, 2018

alathoub 

Literally the hottest, prettiest, most angelic, most caring, and most loving girl to ever exist. She’s so kind and generous I sometimes think that she fell from heaven.

“omg i wish i knew alathoub she’s so cute”

alathoub by booblover6969 November 23, 2021