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Alabastard 

noun. A word to refer to a white person who rejects social progress and works to uphold systems that favor them. They are probably racist themselves. It is a portmanteau of the words "alabaster" and "bastard."
That Alabastard with the stars and bars on his truck probably won't even acknowledge how he benefits from white privilege.
Alabastard by The2th July 10, 2023
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Alabastard 

A person that resides in Alabama that is also, by chance, a bastard. this doesn't maen a person who's dad has left the mom, this means the dad was accidentally (or on purpose) killed.
"That Alabastard just stole the last hot pocket!"
Hey! just because My dad is dead doesn't mean that you have to call me that.
Alabastard by Groovewonder December 2, 2010
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Alabastard 

An anonymous hacker and right-leaning political commentator believed to be from central Alabama, but residing in parts unknown.
The Alabastard struck again, posting an anti-liberal screed on several prominent blogs.
Alabastard by WIlliamWyattBibb July 11, 2018
An island in ( One piece ) that luffy has traveled to
Luffy sailed towards the island of Alabasta
Alabasta by DookieRex November 9, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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