A person from Alabama. Also, anything that is backwards and uneducated, like the state of Alabama itself. Alabamans suck primarily because they lack education in the three Rs: readn' riten' and rithmatic. Coincidentally, Alabamans decided that riten and rithmatic were to be spelled without the letter "W."
Cletus rarely wears shirts without grease stains and his own hillbilly name on it. He also practices domestic abuse. He must be a an Alabaman.
by Zacheryy December 12, 2006