Alabama Hayride

When you braid your facial hair into a dildo and proceed to use it during sexual intercourse.

Suzy is dating a guy that looks like he was in ZZ Top, I heard one night he offered to give her an Alabama hayride.

Alabama Hayride by H8breeder May 16, 2010

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