a large group of busdrivers that like flying with fags.
in the air force ask them what movies they saw, now ask whats a gunfight.
by jmasterjermzx October 30, 2007
The Air Force is the youngest branch of the DOD. As the name implies, the Air Force is mostly oriented with aviation. Though this is common with the other branches of the DOD, the Air Force is “special”.

Unlike other branches of the Military, the Air Force needs to be coddled and nurtured. The lack of carpet on a barracks room floor with send the average Airman into state to where he/she has to cope by succumbing to a fetal position, crying himself/herself to sleep. Not to worry, for they are paid an extra allowance for after living under such “harsh conditions” whenever they have to mingle with other branches of the Military.

The Air Force can also be defined by their Physical Readiness. Where most branches conduct PT (Physical Training) through a series of running, push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups, eight count body builders, etc, the Air Force simply have to ride a bicycle in order to prove their readiness for military standards. Correction; Air Force military standards.

An interesting trait about the Air Force is their lack of vocal processing. While other branches of the military sing cadence while they march, the Air Force does otherwise. Due to a default that could possibly be blamed on memory, coordination, and lack of style, the Air Force can only march to the singular sound of the word “Hut”.

Ex: “Hut…Hut…Hut…Hut…Hut…etc”

Because the Air Force is “special”, they disregard all other branches of the DOD, especially to another member of the service that outranks them. This can include the colors ceremony…the raising and lowering of our nations flag. Where the other branches of the military stand and salute Old Glory, the Air Force is allowed to casually conduct their business and pay no mind to the National Anthem that is played over a loud speaker.

The Air Force, unlike other branches, is allowed to move their families to their duty stations abroad. This allows them the comfort and stability to defend the nation. How other branches of the military go without this is still a mystery and under investigation. But, fret not, for these young Airmen and Sergeants families. They will have carpet, I assure you.
Guy 1: "I loved the cartoon G.I. Joe! That's exactly the reason I joined the Air Force!"

Guy 2: "You probably should have joined the Military instead."
by Shuckins February 12, 2008
An evolved form of the well-known and popular Smurf. Although skin pigmentation has changed, these Smurfs compensate by donning blue outfits when in the presence of strangers to further solidify their bond with their ancestors. At one point they shunned their Smurfish heritage and wore a functional Olive Drab uniform that promoted combat functionality over flashy garrison show-boating.
We may not have the best football team, but thats what happens when your team is made up of half-wit college kids with dreams of playing soldier as opposed to actual lean, green soldiers.
by 10th MTN DIV May 30, 2005
(1) A Government-funded amateur flying club (2) An organization composed of prima dona aeronautical wannabes who were unable to find employment in the private sector. (3) A civilianized baby sister of Marine and Army Aviation whose song was written by the "Army Air Corps wives" (you read that right)(4) A misleading service with illusionary airmen who think they are on the same level of honor as the Marines as they drive from their air conditioned quarters to in their air conditioned cars to their air conditioned work stations.
The airmen of this branch themselves serve as an example of the entire Air Force as they can easily be picked out of a line by being a pitiful, chair-borne, public assistance program reject. A useless person whose lack of initiative, intellect, and physical stamine renders him incapable of finding employment elsewhere.
by Barrett Nance November 28, 2006
Arrogant flyboys who think they are better than every other branch of the military. What they don't realize is that their jobs can be done by the Navy and Army. Compensates for this by saying they have the ability to launch nuclear weapons. Often forget that the Navy has the most survivable leg of the nuclear triad. Never recognized by anyone in the real miltary, and wears the worst uniforms out of all the branches. Only has best looking girls in the DoD because they cannot get civilian girls to give them the time of day. Also passed on making Top Gun.
For the past two years Air Force has not been able to keep Navy from "stealing" the Commander in Chief's trophy. This might be a result of the DoD investigation into the reports of them lowering their standards to let in otherwise unqualified players.
by johnny boy March 24, 2005
1.The brat of the DoD.
2.A sub unit of the army. Check your paper check not your LES and it says department of the army
3.Not better than any branch of the military. But the army is better than the Air Force
Im in the Air Force and I wear blue tiger stripe uniforms cause I never go to War.
by SGT Arenas February 17, 2005
A bunch of sissy ass pansie that are afraid to be on the frontline. Unlike the Marines they do Land, Sea, and Air.
Air Force can't shoot for crap they're too busy handling they're stick.
by Hayabusa August 15, 2005

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