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A men's cologne made by Chanel, a very sensual-smelling cologne that turns women's heads. Back in 1894, I had just purchased a bottle at Filene's in the Crystal Mall when on walking out of the mall, this cute chick starts telling me how good I smell, etc. Well, one thing leads to another and the next thing I know I'm driving her home. Really great stuff. Thanks to Mark for introducing me to the stuff!
Cheri: Oh, my, you smell sooooo goood!
Me: Hey. I couldn't possibly smell as good as you look, cutie.
Cheri: Your clothes aren't so bad either...what's your name?
Me: Hey. I couldn't possibly smell as good as you look, cutie.
Cheri: Your clothes aren't so bad either...what's your name?
antaeus by remembering the 80s May 2, 2005
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026