The other definitions here are actually wrong.Abstinence I the act of not doing, I.e abstaining from any choice that could be perceived as immoral. This can and often does refer to sex but can also refer to alcohol, drugs, or other things.
by Kaon the Spirit December 13, 2013
The act of deriving pleasure from sitting around and talking about not having sex but knowing that you will actually grow up to have over 18 billion offspring in your life.
"Hey im from the first baptist church! lets go burn some witches and then get abstenized with each other!"
by Billy Badass April 11, 2005
by GANJAMAN March 25, 2005
Although it's the most fail-proof method of contraception, it's also the least fun. The word abstinence can mean refraining from something, e.g. abstinence from alcohol or drugs. But abstinence from sex is about as fun as watching paint dry. Various groups promoting abstinence use propaganda to get their way, such as videos of a couple having sex getting covered in horrible sores and dying in flames.
Abstinence group: Abstinence gets you into heaven! If you have sex outside of marriage, God will give you herpes, AIDS and all sorts of STDs!
Anyone with a brain: God doesn't give you herpes, unsafe sex does. Just use a fucking condom!
Anyone with a brain: God doesn't give you herpes, unsafe sex does. Just use a fucking condom!
by driftking18594 February 16, 2010
something intelligent ppl practice. also, the best method of pregnancy prevention and std prevention
im not fat (im 5 foot 2 and weigh 90 pounds) and im not a churchie (im an atheist, actually) and i practice abstinence
by 7}{47 0n3 p3rs0n August 30, 2005
guy says:wanna do it?
girl says:no iv got an abstinence!
guy says:masturbastion can only delay my needs.
girl says:i dont care about your feelings because iv got an abstinence
girl says:no iv got an abstinence!
guy says:masturbastion can only delay my needs.
girl says:i dont care about your feelings because iv got an abstinence
by alexdude666 January 13, 2009
by xololaxo May 25, 2008