GANJAMAN's definitions

random

Something that just comes out of the-OH MY GOSH ITS A FLYING PEANUTBUTTER FILLED COW!!

Jovially walking on a sunday morning sure did a garden gnome come up and poke me in the ass. The apocalypse has been delayed due to certain circumstances. CAUTION DO NOT READ!!FLAMES SHALL COME FROM LOUISIANA AND INCENERATE YOU IF YOU LISTEN TO PINK FLOYD ONE MORE TIME!

by GANJAMAN January 31, 2005

joe cocker

This dude who danced very strange, as though he was retarded, and have a gravely dry voice. He sang at woodstock '69 and became famous for his strange movements. Also perfected a beatles song. His last name turns me on

Joe Cocker: AHH WITH A LITTLE OF MY FRIENDS!!! <dances and around dies>

by GANJAMAN November 16, 2004

Sunset Place

This random mall where old smokey lives but I've never been (yep I hate miami; too much rap)

AMBERCROMBIE1069: LOL!!!1111 LETS GO TO SUNSET AND GIVE JIMMY A HANDJOB!!!!111
GuCcIfReAk1334: SHOPPING!!!!!111

by GANJAMAN January 20, 2005

Kurt Cobain

The dude's totally overrated but he's cool. He ain't no god, the last thing he wanted was for people to think he was. Genuis, but not that smart

".....everyone is gay..."

by GANJAMAN January 20, 2005

abstinence

The best type of STD pervention. Close your legs and no diseases come in.

The AIDS virus can easily go through the latex molecules in a condom.

by GANJAMAN March 24, 2005

yellow ledbetter

an awesome pearl jam song that sounds like fellow bedwetter and kicks arse. its one of those songs you listen with your boyfriend and then cry on each other all day then eat sushi.

"out on the porch...."

by GANJAMAN December 2, 2004

voodoo

That godsmack song that starts with sully saying im the not one whose so far away blah blah blah and then in the video crazy bald frog men run through the forest while sully and his band are in the middle of nowhere.(i know some guy already put this)

Loser: PLAY SO FAR AWAY!!!!!
Cool person: its voodoo smart one and this is the millionth time
Loser: PLAY IT ANYWAY!!!!GODSMACK!!!

by GANJAMAN October 28, 2004