GANJAMAN's definitions

abstinence

The best type of STD pervention. Close your legs and no diseases come in.

The AIDS virus can easily go through the latex molecules in a condom.

by GANJAMAN March 24, 2005

yellow ledbetter

an awesome pearl jam song that sounds like fellow bedwetter and kicks arse. its one of those songs you listen with your boyfriend and then cry on each other all day then eat sushi.

"out on the porch...."

by GANJAMAN December 2, 2004

P.I.M.P

some dumass middle school teenager who is as rich as hell and wear clothes like he's from the ghetto.Thinks he has he has hoes but the only one who he would lose his virginity to is his mom. Thinks rock is "for losers". Listens to too much 50 cent and tells everyone he used to live in "the projects". friends consist of a bunch of airheads who say LOL!! the whole time and his own dim-witted species

Annoying kid: Yo dawg i got street cred
<gets shot instaneously>

by GANJAMAN March 5, 2005

brazil women

theres a stereotype that all Brazilian women are hot, but i know a bunch of ugly ones. Being brazilian and female myself, i can say this. Not all of us will just hop into bed with a guy and dance around with thongs. A few of them have more self esteem than that. OBRIGADO IS THANK YOU DUMASS!!!

Brazilian bimbo: OHLE EM MEUS PEITOS GRANDES!!!! translate that
Smart brazilian person:....I'm cool

by GANJAMAN November 14, 2004

voodoo

That godsmack song that starts with sully saying im the not one whose so far away blah blah blah and then in the video crazy bald frog men run through the forest while sully and his band are in the middle of nowhere.(i know some guy already put this)

Loser: PLAY SO FAR AWAY!!!!!
Cool person: its voodoo smart one and this is the millionth time
Loser: PLAY IT ANYWAY!!!!GODSMACK!!!

by GANJAMAN October 28, 2004

Kurt Cobain

The dude's totally overrated but he's cool. He ain't no god, the last thing he wanted was for people to think he was. Genuis, but not that smart

".....everyone is gay..."

by GANJAMAN January 20, 2005

summit

A place that people don't like because because it has a bunch of rich people. Hell, I only lived there for a year...There's nothing wrong with money unless you use it the wrong way....YOU MUST WORSHIP ME!!!!!

I'm still kick-ass....

by GANJAMAN May 1, 2005