GANJAMAN's definitions

yellow ledbetter

an awesome pearl jam song that sounds like fellow bedwetter and kicks arse. its one of those songs you listen with your boyfriend and then cry on each other all day then eat sushi.

"out on the porch...."

by GANJAMAN December 2, 2004

abstinence

The best type of STD pervention. Close your legs and no diseases come in.

The AIDS virus can easily go through the latex molecules in a condom.

by GANJAMAN March 24, 2005

love

the most confusingly beautiful feeling in the world. Sex=Bonus not purpose.Can be a disease. Can be the best darn disease ever diagnosed. Can be the shittiest thing you've ever felt. But if it is true, it'll last forever and you won't want a cure.

"there is no greater love than a man laying down a life for his brother"
(well in a romantic case it would be spouse w/e)

by GANJAMAN February 25, 2007

random

Something that just comes out of the-OH MY GOSH ITS A FLYING PEANUTBUTTER FILLED COW!!

Jovially walking on a sunday morning sure did a garden gnome come up and poke me in the ass. The apocalypse has been delayed due to certain circumstances. CAUTION DO NOT READ!!FLAMES SHALL COME FROM LOUISIANA AND INCENERATE YOU IF YOU LISTEN TO PINK FLOYD ONE MORE TIME!

by GANJAMAN January 31, 2005

sULLY

that guy from godsmack that smokes incense and talks about how his life sucks the whole time. touche is a pretty good song though. Also thinks he's james hetfield's and eddie vedder's love child.

"And i only do for you what you for me..." "No more meaning to my life, no more reason to stay"

by GANJAMAN October 26, 2004

voodoo

That godsmack song that starts with sully saying im the not one whose so far away blah blah blah and then in the video crazy bald frog men run through the forest while sully and his band are in the middle of nowhere.(i know some guy already put this)

Loser: PLAY SO FAR AWAY!!!!!
Cool person: its voodoo smart one and this is the millionth time
Loser: PLAY IT ANYWAY!!!!GODSMACK!!!

by GANJAMAN October 28, 2004

Kurt Cobain

The dude's totally overrated but he's cool. He ain't no god, the last thing he wanted was for people to think he was. Genuis, but not that smart

".....everyone is gay..."

by GANJAMAN January 20, 2005