GANJAMAN's definitions

random

Something that just comes out of the-OH MY GOSH ITS A FLYING PEANUTBUTTER FILLED COW!!

Jovially walking on a sunday morning sure did a garden gnome come up and poke me in the ass. The apocalypse has been delayed due to certain circumstances. CAUTION DO NOT READ!!FLAMES SHALL COME FROM LOUISIANA AND INCENERATE YOU IF YOU LISTEN TO PINK FLOYD ONE MORE TIME!

by GANJAMAN January 31, 2005

sULLY

that guy from godsmack that smokes incense and talks about how his life sucks the whole time. touche is a pretty good song though. Also thinks he's james hetfield's and eddie vedder's love child.

"And i only do for you what you for me..." "No more meaning to my life, no more reason to stay"

by GANJAMAN October 26, 2004

brazil women

theres a stereotype that all Brazilian women are hot, but i know a bunch of ugly ones. Being brazilian and female myself, i can say this. Not all of us will just hop into bed with a guy and dance around with thongs. A few of them have more self esteem than that. OBRIGADO IS THANK YOU DUMASS!!!

Brazilian bimbo: OHLE EM MEUS PEITOS GRANDES!!!! translate that
Smart brazilian person:....I'm cool

by GANJAMAN November 14, 2004

P.I.M.P

some dumass middle school teenager who is as rich as hell and wear clothes like he's from the ghetto.Thinks he has he has hoes but the only one who he would lose his virginity to is his mom. Thinks rock is "for losers". Listens to too much 50 cent and tells everyone he used to live in "the projects". friends consist of a bunch of airheads who say LOL!! the whole time and his own dim-witted species

Annoying kid: Yo dawg i got street cred
<gets shot instaneously>

by GANJAMAN March 5, 2005

Britney Spears

a bunch of immature kids who like whack a whore poppy bubblegum songs are gonna yell out, "OMG!!!111 YOUSTH GUYSTH SUCKSTH!!!BRITNEYSTHS THE BOMBSTHS!!!! WOOT!!!!!! GO AMBERCROMBIETSHS!!!!!" because they read these definitions

i have no self esteem and i think my life is hard even though half of the annoying kid population worships me and i have enough money to have 100 horny midget sex slaves and 4 robots to chew my food

by GANJAMAN October 17, 2004

voodoo

That godsmack song that starts with sully saying im the not one whose so far away blah blah blah and then in the video crazy bald frog men run through the forest while sully and his band are in the middle of nowhere.(i know some guy already put this)

Loser: PLAY SO FAR AWAY!!!!!
Cool person: its voodoo smart one and this is the millionth time
Loser: PLAY IT ANYWAY!!!!GODSMACK!!!

by GANJAMAN October 28, 2004

Sunset Place

This random mall where old smokey lives but I've never been (yep I hate miami; too much rap)

AMBERCROMBIE1069: LOL!!!1111 LETS GO TO SUNSET AND GIVE JIMMY A HANDJOB!!!!111
GuCcIfReAk1334: SHOPPING!!!!!111

by GANJAMAN January 20, 2005