GANJAMAN's definitions

sULLY

that guy from godsmack that smokes incense and talks about how his life sucks the whole time. touche is a pretty good song though. Also thinks he's james hetfield's and eddie vedder's love child.

"And i only do for you what you for me..." "No more meaning to my life, no more reason to stay"

by GANJAMAN October 26, 2004

brazil women

theres a stereotype that all Brazilian women are hot, but i know a bunch of ugly ones. Being brazilian and female myself, i can say this. Not all of us will just hop into bed with a guy and dance around with thongs. A few of them have more self esteem than that. OBRIGADO IS THANK YOU DUMASS!!!

Brazilian bimbo: OHLE EM MEUS PEITOS GRANDES!!!! translate that
Smart brazilian person:....I'm cool

by GANJAMAN November 14, 2004

P.I.M.P

some dumass middle school teenager who is as rich as hell and wear clothes like he's from the ghetto.Thinks he has he has hoes but the only one who he would lose his virginity to is his mom. Thinks rock is "for losers". Listens to too much 50 cent and tells everyone he used to live in "the projects". friends consist of a bunch of airheads who say LOL!! the whole time and his own dim-witted species

Annoying kid: Yo dawg i got street cred
<gets shot instaneously>

by GANJAMAN March 5, 2005

abstinence

The best type of STD pervention. Close your legs and no diseases come in.

The AIDS virus can easily go through the latex molecules in a condom.

by GANJAMAN March 24, 2005

yellow ledbetter

an awesome pearl jam song that sounds like fellow bedwetter and kicks arse. its one of those songs you listen with your boyfriend and then cry on each other all day then eat sushi.

"out on the porch...."

by GANJAMAN December 2, 2004

voodoo

That godsmack song that starts with sully saying im the not one whose so far away blah blah blah and then in the video crazy bald frog men run through the forest while sully and his band are in the middle of nowhere.(i know some guy already put this)

Loser: PLAY SO FAR AWAY!!!!!
Cool person: its voodoo smart one and this is the millionth time
Loser: PLAY IT ANYWAY!!!!GODSMACK!!!

by GANJAMAN October 28, 2004

eddie vedder

Really really smart creative guy who hates bush. Frontman for the band pearl jam, doesn't like to be mainstream. BILLIONS have copied his singing style, which is muddy and full of ERRRRRRR's and AHHHHHH's and random lion growls. also very hot. Has enviromental issues.

I'm eddiehhh vedderrrrr....DESTROY THE MEDIA MACHINE!!!!!!!!

by GANJAMAN November 6, 2004