ABS
ABS other wise standing for "Accidental Butt Sex."
When you have to lights off and you are just going full speed, it tends to pop out and make a wrong turn, that is known as ABS, Accidental Butt Sex. It happens to most.
by El Sambre February 16, 2009
abs
abbreviation for Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number
Someone crashes into your car and is flipping out at you, you reply...
"Dude, on an abs you're a 9"
by lotuspanda March 14, 2008
ABS
After Breakup Sex

making love with an ex-girlfriend.
dude 1: i asked my ex-girl frind to have a hot ABS tonight.
dude 2: yeah man! every ex-girl friend IS a girl friend!
by choobin June 19, 2008
ABS
Acronym for Anal Boner Spin. Which is exactly what it sounds like. When two people partake in intercourse (but mostly gays), the more dominant one spins the weaker one on his boner, hence, anal boner spin.
Dude, Frank totally had vertigo after a serious ABS-ing from John.

That's sick!
by qrczoy April 14, 2008
ABS
Acronym standing for, "Against Blacks Society."
Some racist cult formed in the 80's
"I think that the ABS are racist pigs."
by Gohn Gardenza May 25, 2007
ABS
Attract, Build Comfort, Seduce.

A model for interaction that pickup artists use to transition quickly to physical intimacy. This is the core principle of almost all openers, routines,and techniques.

It must be done in this exact order:

Comfort before attraction = friend zone and last minute resistance (LMR).

Attraction and comfort must take place before bringing your sarge to a seduction location.
Cocky and funny opener, busting on her, escalating kino. An example of ABS.
by AllYourBaseAreBelongToNobody April 05, 2009
abs
Absolutely
Do you want to go to the show?
Abs!
by Brad October 20, 2003

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