He is known, for always vaping with his friends. He is very dorky, funny, and handsome. You wont meet alot of abneys but if you do you wont regret it.
by preciousbooo April 10, 2019
The act of secretly masterbating in the closet with a darth vader mask on...Must be performed while parents are asleep in a near by room
Guy #1:Dude guess what i did last night
Guy #2:Ha what?
Guy #1: well my parents were asleep so i decided to go ahead and do the abney
Guy #2: WTF MAN
Guy #2:Ha what?
Guy #1: well my parents were asleep so i decided to go ahead and do the abney
Guy #2: WTF MAN
by wow88976 January 21, 2011
Abney is a person who is emotionless and calm. He talks quietly and usually only responds with a one word answer. Even if he accomplishes something big, it will usually be a very relaxed celebration. Sometimes however, he can lose his mind and shout LETS GOOOOOOOOO! as if he just won the lottery.
P1: Did you see what Abney did?
P2: Yes! It was an amazing accomplishment!
P1: His celebration was so calm for what he did.
P2: Yes! It was an amazing accomplishment!
P1: His celebration was so calm for what he did.
by MysteryDefinitionsMan December 29, 2022
shes a beautiful girl. shes understanding and judges no one. shes wonderful, caring, lovable, and amazing. she can put a smile on your face no matter how youre feeling. shes funny and outgoing. very flirty. she tends to overreact on some things, but she can steal your heart in just one conversation. shes the type of girl you cant get enough of. once shes in your life, youll never want her to leave. her eyes are gorgeous and her smile can make a guy's heart melt. shes anything and everything someone could ask for. the sweetest girl youll ever meet. so close to perfect, she is a dream, a miracle, shes my most prized possession and i love her with all my heart.
by thiskidrightherethatulove23 November 27, 2011
This name is used to make fun of stalky ugly girls that don't dress good. It is not directed towards anybody. It was simply choosen because it is an ugly name.
by Jessie August 25, 2004
The action of stealing food from a homeless shelter.
Or, rather, the action of stealing whipped cream from a sperm bank.
Your choice.
Or, rather, the action of stealing whipped cream from a sperm bank.
Your choice.
Michael: "Yo dude how're you?"
Tommy: "Yo, I just pulled an Abney."
Michael: "No way dude! Where? What?"
Tommy: "The sperm bank."
Michael: "...I don't think that's whipped cream."
Tommy: "Yo, I just pulled an Abney."
Michael: "No way dude! Where? What?"
Tommy: "The sperm bank."
Michael: "...I don't think that's whipped cream."
by Abney The Ugly Rat March 31, 2023