5 definitions by Abney The Ugly Rat

Abney

The action of stealing food from a homeless shelter.
Or, rather, the action of stealing whipped cream from a sperm bank.
Your choice.

Michael: "Yo dude how're you?"
Tommy: "Yo, I just pulled an Abney."
Michael: "No way dude! Where? What?"
Tommy: "The sperm bank."
Michael: "...I don't think that's whipped cream."

by Abney The Ugly Rat March 31, 2023

Ashlynn

The action of doing a fortnite dance on a dead body.

Abney: "Yo Ashlynn" *winks, and blushes*
Ashlynn: "Hiii Abneyyy!"
Abney: "Just pulled an Ashlynn" ;)
Ashlynn: "On who?!"
Abney: "Michael's dead body!"

by Abney The Ugly Rat March 31, 2023

Madi

The action of eating a chromebook while juggling five decapitated infant heads.

Michael: "PLEASE DON'T PUT ME TO DEATH!"
Judge: "But you're charged with third degree Madi..."
Michael: "I APOLOGIZE! PLEASE!"
Judge: "Too late. Death! #slayboss!"

by Abney The Ugly Rat March 31, 2023

The Tanner

Well, you know a normal tanner, right? Well, the act of doing "The Tanner", is to, while your room door is open, uhh- how do I say this- pee on your carpet.

Guy 1 : So, last night, right?
Guy 2 : ...What about it..?
Guy 1 : Well, I decided to do The Tanner.
Guy 2 : EW WHY

by Abney The Ugly Rat April 12, 2022

Woman-phobic

A person who is like Andrew Tate.

Michael: "Dude, what is a Woman-phobic even?"
Andrew: "I HATE WOMAN!"
Woman: "Hello!"
Andrew: "Hello M'Lady are you a woman?"
Woman: "Yes"
Andrew: *takes out a whip and starts beating her* "Go to the kitchen NOW!!!!"

by Abney The Ugly Rat March 31, 2023