1 definition by wow88976

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The act of secretly masterbating in the closet with a darth vader mask on...Must be performed while parents are asleep in a near by room
Guy #1:Dude guess what i did last night
Guy #2:Ha what?
Guy #1: well my parents were asleep so i decided to go ahead and do the abney
Guy #2: WTF MAN
by wow88976 January 20, 2011

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