Aberkânerie 

Noun. A statement that is obviously bullshit but will nonetheless convince a large audience to believe it, because the author doubles down on their lie by also pretending they have expertise in the field.

From German origins "Aber-kann" (although possible) and french "ânerie" (donkeys will buy it)

A- So I listened to a podcast where the author says there is a new scientific way to use your brain better.

B- Sounds like bullshit to me. Neuroscientists barely understand how the brain works.

A- but wait he says he knows better because he has three pH.Ds, and has given 400 talks on the topic, and went to Stanford...
B- he is probably faking his resume too. You should stop listening to these Aberkâneries.

Aberkânerie by Picolanaguere March 29, 2022

abergavenny 

The place where you’ll find some of the poshest people in all of wales and some of the dirtiest walk through town and it’s like Buckingham palace go up past bailey park it’s like the ghettos

“Where did you get your drugs”
“Got them from the drug ring in the posh town of Abergavenny”

abergavenny by Abergavenny community January 20, 2020

chromatic aberration

Extreme public display of bad taste in dressing, with loud and clashing colors.

Aberration. Psychology: A disorder or abnormal alteration in one's mental state.

Chromatic aberration should be taxed. No one should be allowed to assault others with such a display of extreme bad taste.
Laura is almost a perfect woman, beautiful and loaded, but she is an acute and embarrassing case of chromatic aberration.

chromatic aberration by rperazag May 4, 2010

Abera 

The enlightened one, very sweet, beautiful on the inside and outside, takes care of everyone around, can be very loyal, can hold major grudges if made upset or hurt, likes to practice the Eye for an Eye method, loves attention, affection, but no PDA, caring, loving, brilliant,active, full of energy, go getter, smart, strong, leader, perfectionist in all areas....

That is so sweet, sweet like an Abera

Abera by AnnGDee February 24, 2010

Abefag 

Any person who blindly joins servers made by Abe.

Don't bother arguing with them. They're Abefags.

Abefag by Mercwamouth September 26, 2018

aberration 

something unusual, different from the norm.

We considered our defeat to be an aberration since we'd easily beaten this team last season.

aberration by Razbearie October 8, 2020

aberdab 

Haberdashery. Originally small wares such as needles and thread, also - crucially - hats. In the urbans jungle an aberdab is a hat, especially a baseball cap.

Question: "Where's me aberdab?"
Answer: "On the floor, where you left it!"

aberdab by urbane gorilla June 29, 2005