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A Jewish male with an IQ larger than your bank account. Loves flexing in front of everyone though not in the physical sense. Most likely a species of lizard with plans of world domination in mind.
Person1: Yo I heard that Jewish kid in our computer science class already designs software.
Person2: Yea he's an Assafi
Assafi by BigPeewee June 3, 2018
We needed those numbers yesterday! Get me that report ASAFP!
ASAFP by belmug October 17, 2003
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Aasif is cool,handsome,timid,caring and loving. He is a sweet boy. The ideal man many girls will look for. His smile is so bright that it captures many hearts. He is a real gem.
#love#Aasif#Intelligence#care#shy
Aasif by 567Unknown January 4, 2018
A very intelligent girl, who likes challenging herself at all times. She has good sense of style, and likes sweets. She can be real sensitive at times but that’s all because of her sweet and kind heart. Safa is a young girl who have fought enough to become the great person she is and the greater she’ll become. Smart, kind, and good looks, Alsafa has it all. And beware, don’t ever get in between her and her other half when fighting;)
Person: ooo who’s that hoty that just walked in?

Person2: shhhh she is the boss her name is Alsafa
Alsafa by GOLDFISHES June 4, 2021
To do something As Soon As Fucking Possible, or As Soon As Frickin Possible.
Look, the tornado is going to be in here within a few minutes, get over here ASAFP!!!
ASAFP by The Kentucky Yankee May 15, 2005
and the ASSAF shall rise to power!
assaf by J<3W July 24, 2016

Absafuckinglutely 

A combination of absolutely and fucking. Used for emphasis.
Preson 1: Wanna come round later?

Person 2: Absafuckinglutely!!
Absafuckinglutely by Kyleia March 10, 2010