name given in peru to the technique in which you place your erected pennis vertically against your pants to avoid the erection to be noticed. Usually used in classrooms or other social situations.

Chato: how was the power point presentation yesterday?

Tomas: i had to do "el asomado".....but i think Mauchi noticed it anyway.....

el asomado by shaolindelamor May 8, 2011

asomo

Asomo is a great friend group. They are so pretty and funny. If you're friends with asomo then you're luck. Asomo is the best friendgroup that exist. And they're better than everyone.

"Did you see those pretty people, aren't they asomo?

asomo by Asomoisthebest September 5, 2021

asomaning

the best last name that means wealth and success. people with best hearts have this last name

he has the last name asomaning! she must be wealthy in future

asomaning by 6880972358 October 2, 2021

Asombroso

The Spanish term for amazing, astonishing, or awesome.

The term can be used to describe a great feat done by a Bro, since when spoken with a twang, it totally sounds like "awesome-Bro-so." True story.

Star Wars is asombroso!

Asombroso by Malinaw November 20, 2010

Asome

When two people are talking to each other then run out of things to say.

Dude 1: Yo dude, how are you today?
Dude 2: I'm totally sweet dude. What about you?
Dude 1: I'm good dude.
(Prolonged Silence)
Dude 2: That was the biggest asome I've ever been in dude.

Asome by Matt Carr & Ad Stephenson April 19, 2008

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026