1. The Advanced Placement course in which students learn college level Biology in hopes that they can use their 4 or 5 AP test scores for college.
2. A biology course where students are forced and rushed to read and test on every single chapter in their 55+ chapter books. They do labs too.
3. In Kansas, a course where students are told that a supernatural being designed all life and are then sent home.
2. A biology course where students are forced and rushed to read and test on every single chapter in their 55+ chapter books. They do labs too.
3. In Kansas, a course where students are told that a supernatural being designed all life and are then sent home.
(Definition 1)
"What did you get on your AP Bio?"
"A five! No introductory Bio 101 for me!"
(Definition 2)
"What did you do last night?"
"Studied for my double chapter test for AP Bio."
"You take a test on two chapters at once?"
"Every week."
"Don't you guys do labs too?"
"Every week."
(Definition 3)
"What did you guys learn in AP Bio?"
"I dunno. What Would Jesus Learn?"
"What did you get on your AP Bio?"
"A five! No introductory Bio 101 for me!"
(Definition 2)
"What did you do last night?"
"Studied for my double chapter test for AP Bio."
"You take a test on two chapters at once?"
"Every week."
"Don't you guys do labs too?"
"Every week."
(Definition 3)
"What did you guys learn in AP Bio?"
"I dunno. What Would Jesus Learn?"
by Talono December 18, 2008
Obtaining ass on a daily basis, with the pretense of studying for AP Biology, usually with a male companion. This act is often referred to as Bio-ass and is commonly performed by a Bio-Slut.
Girl who wants ass: I believe I am failing bio, I could really use some AP bio-help! *WINK*
Boy with the available ass: No, I seem to remember that you aced the last test, but I will still make time to help you out. *WINK WINK*
Girl who wants ass: That sounds fabulous! Lets get dinner first.
Boy with the available ass: No, I seem to remember that you aced the last test, but I will still make time to help you out. *WINK WINK*
Girl who wants ass: That sounds fabulous! Lets get dinner first.
by girls before guys December 27, 2011
by Tegg Frensen September 16, 2012
an AP class about biology. simple, right? some students find it easy but others find it to be absolute hell (depends on whether they have a thing for cells or not). there is a lot of stuff about cells. a lot. like a lot a lot. more than your average pleb high school biology class.
bob: "hey james, how's ap bio going for you?"
james: "i love it"
bob: "wow james you must really love cells!!"
james: "cells are the only thing i think about ms. smitherson keeps telling me that our school would not exist without cells i would say that i like math more but that's a lie ap bio has my heart and soul"
bob: "wtf is ms. smitherson doing to you guys"
james: "she tells us that heredity and protein transport are the reasons that we should love ap bio"
james: "i love it"
bob: "wow james you must really love cells!!"
james: "cells are the only thing i think about ms. smitherson keeps telling me that our school would not exist without cells i would say that i like math more but that's a lie ap bio has my heart and soul"
bob: "wtf is ms. smitherson doing to you guys"
james: "she tells us that heredity and protein transport are the reasons that we should love ap bio"
by skittishcatty December 10, 2022