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Those named Abbas are quite likely to be the most caring of individuals, unable to upset or cause harm to those around them. They skip and sing several times a day to evoke their un-compromised happiness for life, and often break out a smile even when they attempt to look angry or upset. They tend to be very athletic and ridiculously good looking, but sometimes fail to pay attention to their lower bodies when training, which at times can result in somewhat skinny legs.

They often have few worries or troubles, and accept life for what it is, however at times can struggle with the concepts surrounding the earths origins, namely around the existence of dinosaurs; which can profusely confuse them.

On the whole those named Abbas are quite close to the perfect human beings, but occasionally stumble for their love of celebrities, for example Manny Pacquiáo or Jessica Ennis. However, this is a slight flaw, and on the whole knowing anyone called Abbas is a privilege.

They are sweet, affectionate and make the best of friends.
"I recently met an Abbas, don't know how I functioned before then!"

"Abbas is amazing, close to an adonis, practically the real life version of Clark Kent"
by Ari2162 December 19, 2012
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1. A Hebrew word meaning "father"

2. A popular Swedish band from the 70s. You've probably heard them from the song "Dancing Queen" or "Mamma Mia". They fall under the category of "Artists and Bands Better Than the Crappy Music We Have Today".
by ~C January 08, 2009
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Anni-Fird/Bjorn/Benny/Agathina
Anni-Frid
Bjorn
Benny
Agathina
by Super Trouper July 29, 2003
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1. (n) A Swedish pop music group from the 1970's.

2. (v) To phonetically sing the lyrics to a song written in a foreign language you don't actually understand.
1. I love ABBA! Their catchy tunes never get old!

2. Man, I don't speak a word of Spanish, but I can ABBA my whole way through "Oye Como Va".
by hfreyer April 14, 2009
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The most famous and popular band of the 70s consisting of Agnetha Fältskog, Bjorn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson, and Anni-Frid Lyngstad (Frida). Became famous after the 1972 Eurovision Song Contest and recorded songs such as "Dancing Queen", "Fernando", "Mamma Mia!" and "Take A Chance on me". Lasted from '72 to '82 ending in divorces and is still well known today. Post ABBA, the band members still continued their musical careers and the member's own bands are still around today.
ABBA is frickin' badass!
by colio177 January 18, 2015
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Popular beat combo of the mid seventies. The girls divided themselves as cute, blonde and bonkable (Agnetha), the other one as the troll with the Nazi father (AnniFrid). Guys were hairy and they all used to play their gigs in their jim jams (silk pyjamas on stage were allll the rage on stage in the seventies dahhhhling)

Joking apart, they were a cool band and I think its a shame that Anna walled herself up from the public for the past 17 years.
*Sung in falsetto voice*
One of them is ugly
One of them is cute
One of them you'd love to see
In their birthday suit........
by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 25, 2005
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A really sucky group from the disco era.
Idiot: OMG!! I love ABBA!! You are the dancing queeeeeen...
Person with good taste in music: Dude, ABBA sucks.
by Gee Gee Ramone July 15, 2005
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