AB'ed 

The art of taking a bottle of alcohol and ramming it up someones ass while haveing sex. While the person is cumming you go down and begin drinking the the alcohol with whatever bodily juices are excreted.

1. My Boyfriend shoved a bottle of Patrone up my ass last night while we were doing it, and began drinking that shit when I started squirting. I got totally AB'ed.

2. My girl AB'ed something crazy last night. While we were getting it on, she thought it would be a good idea to take a brand new Absolute bottle and rammed that shit up my ass. As I started feeling the urge to blow my load, she went down on not just me, but drank all of the Vodka to!

AB'ed by Hybrid50 March 6, 2009

a-b-ed

1. Abbreviation of Anal Bashed

2. Word commonly used by homosexuals to describe the act of being penetrated anally with force.

I had a hot session with Joey yesterday. He a-b-ed me all day long.

a-b-ed by Alek B May 28, 2008

ab-edder 

One who is duped into the teachings of abstinence-based sex ed. Some beliefs include the notion that oral/anal sex isn't really sex, that the human body is something to be ashamed of, that condoms cause cancer, that you can get pregnant by petting, that half of all gay teens have AIDS, that AIDS can be spread through tears, and the studies that show how ab-ed fails to curb teen pregnancy rates either don't exist, or are part of the evil liberal media conspiracy. Often self-righteous, holier-than-thou.

My friend told me that when she got married, her ab-edder friends wouldn't let her wear a white dress because it "symbolized purity" and she wasn't a virgin. I said she should've slapped their arrogant bitch asses.

ab-edder by Genetic_Mishap April 22, 2006

h-ed a b 

It's like, when some chick is all pregnant er sumthin, and then this like kid pops out.

If she had s-ed the d, she wouldn't have h-ed a b.

h-ed a b by B-mizzle-dizzle-had a bizzle September 20, 2006

Abed Nadir 

A character from NBC's Community.

Anyone who is very knowledgeable about various fandoms.

The kind of person who is both geeky and self confident.

A person who was raised by TV and thus believes themselves to be inside a TV show.

Abed Nadir: When you really know who you are and what you like about yourself, changing for others isn't such a big deal.

You are such an Abed Nadir. Meta meta meta.

I watch Community because I am Abed Nadir.

Abed Nadir by RenRen November 5, 2012

Abed

A god among men

Troy: ¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
Me llamo T-Bone
La araña discoteca

Abed: Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca
Es en bigote grande, perro, manteca

Troy: Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño
Cabeza es nieve
Cerveza es bueno

Abed: Buenos días, me gustas papas frias
Bigote de la cabra
Es Cameron Diaz

Abed by TroyBarnes December 27, 2018

Abed's Rule 

Refusing to lend out DVD's and video games after having them scratched / damaged by careless friends. Inspired by NBC's Community character Abed who refused to lend out "Kickpuncher 3: The Final Kickening" for this reason.

Guy 1: Hey can i borrow MW:3 when you're finished with it?

Guy 2: Sorry dude, Abed's rule.

Abed's Rule by stripy_tie November 8, 2011