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keistered a peacock 

For someone to keep something that everyone wants till the novelty wears off then brings it out.
eli held on to the peach snaps all night till everyone was over drinking then pulls it out "oh he just keistered a peacock"
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A keis keistered a peacock Akeisha akeish A.D.A.M. A A.B.I. a-cab a-rab A.F.I.
A crazy, outgoing, fun, loving girl who always knows how to make someone laugh. When it comes down to it, she can be serious and respectful. She is someone you could never ever forget, and she makes a lasting impression. She won't stab you in the back, and she knows how to enjoy life to the fullest. She loves to run and is very athletic. She's very tall and amazing. She can get obsessed with things very quickly, but overall, she cares about you more than Justin Bieber. She is the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet, and is the best girlfriend/friend ever.
Guy 1: See that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's fine as hell.
Guy 1: She looks like an Akeisha to me.
Guy 2: I wonder if she's dating...

Girl 1: That girl over there is so sweet.

Girl 2: I know, she's my bestfriend Akeisha :)
Akeisha by JoyJoy100 October 20, 2012
A woman who possesses a rare beauty and light in this world. Kind, thoughtful, compassionate and giving. She gives in abundance and is a beacon of hope and prosperity to those who need it the most. An Akeisha never quits, never backs down and will never apologize when defending others against injustice. A protector of the most vulnerable and a friend to many. An Akeisha knows what she wants, is resourceful and can attain anything she sets her mind to. An Akeisha has a nice butt that you can’t help admire when she walks away. A laugh that lifts your spirits and a smile that is memorable and endearing. Crazy, fun loving girl who can always lift your spirits. Never to be crossed, an Akeisha is someone you don’t mess around with. Don’t even try an Akeisha will always be one step ahead of the game. When it comes to her kids an Akeisha is ferocious like a lioness protected her cubs. Once you know an Akeisha you can’t help but gravitate and be in her presence. Street-smart, sassy and classy and an Akeisha has it all.
AKeisha
Akeisha by Akeisha June 1, 2020
Really good a fucking. Also can be a little more naughty than usual. She’s really do have some spice
You need a akeish
akeish by anonymous November 20, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026