I thought Max Agostini and I we were friends, but when I turned around he stole my avocado. Now we all know he's a wasteman.
by harryharryluke July 19, 2019
insult - someone who does nothin with their life (or nothing much)
eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.
eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.
by Skeptas Wifey March 30, 2005
Yo he's a wasteman
by allan_t321 April 23, 2016
A man, who doesn't act his age, normally from a village, who spends his life in the same clothes drinking alcohol, taking drugs in the local pub, ending up at someone's kitchen, with no job or prospects and a complete disrespect for women
'Ey up mate what you get up to last night?'
'Got shitfaced mate propped up the kitchen all night sniffed coke. Still ere in fact'
'It's 4pm though dude?'
'Fuck it, u got any sniff come round'
'You're a wasteman'
'Got shitfaced mate propped up the kitchen all night sniffed coke. Still ere in fact'
'It's 4pm though dude?'
'Fuck it, u got any sniff come round'
'You're a wasteman'
by Smartbird May 14, 2017
A wasteman is someone who doesn't provide for their children, instead fucks off taking no responsibility, also a hypocritical cunt who beats women and miss judge others who actually care for their family.
Will is a wasteman, he's got two women pregnant, got them to fist him, beat them, then fucked off without a care in the world
by bbooshka June 2, 2014
Candice: ‘You know that wasteman Taylor Winterflood still lives in his mum yard’
Rackelle: ‘I know that wasteman he whips around on his little brothers scooter’
Rackelle: ‘I know that wasteman he whips around on his little brothers scooter’
by racks city November 7, 2021
wasteman: Me and shanice were mashing all weekend it was sik man.
1 month later
normal man: you know shanice is pregnant ryt...
wasteman: WTF dat aint got nuffing to do wid me man she cud have been mashing pure manz behind ma bak da weekend we were together.
normal man: But you were wid her the whole weekend.
wasteman: Bun dat it aint ma kid and even if it is i aint gonna be the one raising it, if ma dad cud jus leave so can I.
If you go down to areas such as brixton you will find alot of bois that could be classified as a wasteman.
1 month later
normal man: you know shanice is pregnant ryt...
wasteman: WTF dat aint got nuffing to do wid me man she cud have been mashing pure manz behind ma bak da weekend we were together.
normal man: But you were wid her the whole weekend.
wasteman: Bun dat it aint ma kid and even if it is i aint gonna be the one raising it, if ma dad cud jus leave so can I.
If you go down to areas such as brixton you will find alot of bois that could be classified as a wasteman.
by slue waste manz April 8, 2006