Condition. When a single mother repeatably tells you that she has the hardest job in the world. No matter what you do or face in life, it can not compare. Her job is the worst. She gets to stay home with the kids, work in her pajamas, bend over at the waist to put in DVDs, collect a check, not have a boss to answer to, and put her kids to bed early any time she wants.
"I got free tickets to the show and when I asked her if she wanted to go with me, she dropped her single mom ego on me, telling me she doesn't have time to go to shows like some people".
by RHP4 January 4, 2011
The single mom discount is when a single mother (preferably a MILF) doesn't want to pay full price for something so she seduces the man/women into sexual activity to cover the price.
Plumber: "Alright, ma'am your sink is all fixed, that will be $189"
Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"
Plumber: "The what?"
Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*
Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"
...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...
Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"
Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"
Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"
Plumber: "The what?"
Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*
Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"
...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...
Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"
Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"
by LeftHandMan October 19, 2009
Stressed out mom. Mom in dire need of a visit from the cleaning fairy. A mom that needs a night out on the town.
by LittleTLC October 10, 2011
bob: hey, Have you seen john lately?
charles: I heard he became a Single mom slayer, HE's been dating one since a few months.
charles: I heard he became a Single mom slayer, HE's been dating one since a few months.
by randomdude316 March 15, 2022
It's what you're supposed have hot meaty sex with, says every ad in existence. Well turns out the ads were right! You have to have sex with every single mom ever to exist you little pussies, it's for the benefit of making to share your huge schlong to everyone of them, hopefully you will be inspired to have sex with them.
Man i just had sex with a Hot Single Mom
by Smedgewic January 9, 2021
A woman who is married with a husband but takes care of the children and the husband never took care of his kids
When a single mother begins to dwell on being alone for the rest of their life and starts paying more attention to men than their children.
Child: Ugh! Mom is so obsessed with her new boyfriend it's like I don't even exist anymore, and when I do, everything is still about him! It's driving me crazy!
Dad: -sigh- She's just dealing with Single Mom Syndrome (SMS) right now. She'll get over it soon.
Dad: -sigh- She's just dealing with Single Mom Syndrome (SMS) right now. She'll get over it soon.
by YoMommasSoStupid May 12, 2012