When you edge a woman until she can’t control herself any longer, then you jackhammer fart right up against her clit and make her squirt all over your dirty asshole to clean it up.
by darkraian December 30, 2022
When you edge a woman until she can’t control herself and then you jackhammer fart right on her clit so she squirts all over your dirty asshole to clean it up.
by darkraian December 30, 2022
When one is being excessively feminine and or a big gaping asshole they are said to be "on the bidet"
by Philly-BA April 24, 2007
I can't believe he's making out with another man on the dance floor while his boyfriend is watching. What a bidet.
by soanim8ed July 17, 2010
by jimbob February 16, 2003
1. A accessory water fixture located in or beside a toilet used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse.
2. A porcelain bowl with a water fixture used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse.
2. A porcelain bowl with a water fixture used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse.
Example
Person 1: The supermarket was out of toilet paper! What are we going to do now? We can't possibly clean our arses.
Person 2: Have you considered retrofitting a bidet? Some can cost literally less that $50 on Amazon, are simple to install, saves you money and uses less water than toilet paper production in the long run, leaves your bum cleaner and without irritation, and you will never run out of cleaning power so long as there is running water. It also saves a shit tonne of toilet paper which means the toilet paper shortage won't affect you as much. They are superior in almost every way.
Person 1: That's absurd! I will never use a bidet. I'll just use newspapers to clean my arse.
Person 2: *Intensely, but quietly judging Person 1's life decisions.*
Person 1: The supermarket was out of toilet paper! What are we going to do now? We can't possibly clean our arses.
Person 2: Have you considered retrofitting a bidet? Some can cost literally less that $50 on Amazon, are simple to install, saves you money and uses less water than toilet paper production in the long run, leaves your bum cleaner and without irritation, and you will never run out of cleaning power so long as there is running water. It also saves a shit tonne of toilet paper which means the toilet paper shortage won't affect you as much. They are superior in almost every way.
Person 1: That's absurd! I will never use a bidet. I'll just use newspapers to clean my arse.
Person 2: *Intensely, but quietly judging Person 1's life decisions.*
by Jackwerks01 April 9, 2020
by LOLWTFBBQCHIPS March 18, 2005