4 definitions by Jackwerks01
Example
News Anchor: Breaking news as Uber stocks SKYROCKET as much as 40% in value this morning. Stocks are expected to continue increasing as a result of the hype generated by this breaking news, at which point I will certainly be dumping my personal Uber stocks in the future for a profit.
News Anchor: Breaking news as Uber stocks SKYROCKET as much as 40% in value this morning. Stocks are expected to continue increasing as a result of the hype generated by this breaking news, at which point I will certainly be dumping my personal Uber stocks in the future for a profit.
by Jackwerks01 April 9, 2020
A prominent figure on a social media platform whom generally exchanges financial instruments or special benefits for endorsements; Influencers are not averse to blackmailing, threatening, and denouncing businesses should their demands be met with resistance.
See also: Freeloader, Attention Whore, Blackmail, Threats, Denouncement, Entitled, Spoiled, Unethical Behavior, Occupations for Middle School Dropouts with GPAs Below 2, Trash, Whore, Trash Whore.
See also: Freeloader, Attention Whore, Blackmail, Threats, Denouncement, Entitled, Spoiled, Unethical Behavior, Occupations for Middle School Dropouts with GPAs Below 2, Trash, Whore, Trash Whore.
Example
Person 1: So are you up to these days?
Person 2: Well I'm officially an influencer with 50,000 followers on Instagram.
Person 1: Have you ever thought of seeking professional help?
Person 1: So are you up to these days?
Person 2: Well I'm officially an influencer with 50,000 followers on Instagram.
Person 1: Have you ever thought of seeking professional help?
by Jackwerks01 April 9, 2020
1. A accessory water fixture located in or beside a toilet used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse.
2. A porcelain bowl with a water fixture used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse.
2. A porcelain bowl with a water fixture used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse.
Example
Person 1: The supermarket was out of toilet paper! What are we going to do now? We can't possibly clean our arses.
Person 2: Have you considered retrofitting a bidet? Some can cost literally less that $50 on Amazon, are simple to install, saves you money and uses less water than toilet paper production in the long run, leaves your bum cleaner and without irritation, and you will never run out of cleaning power so long as there is running water. It also saves a shit tonne of toilet paper which means the toilet paper shortage won't affect you as much. They are superior in almost every way.
Person 1: That's absurd! I will never use a bidet. I'll just use newspapers to clean my arse.
Person 2: *Intensely, but quietly judging Person 1's life decisions.*
Person 1: The supermarket was out of toilet paper! What are we going to do now? We can't possibly clean our arses.
Person 2: Have you considered retrofitting a bidet? Some can cost literally less that $50 on Amazon, are simple to install, saves you money and uses less water than toilet paper production in the long run, leaves your bum cleaner and without irritation, and you will never run out of cleaning power so long as there is running water. It also saves a shit tonne of toilet paper which means the toilet paper shortage won't affect you as much. They are superior in almost every way.
Person 1: That's absurd! I will never use a bidet. I'll just use newspapers to clean my arse.
Person 2: *Intensely, but quietly judging Person 1's life decisions.*
by Jackwerks01 April 9, 2020
1. A series of two or more tweets poised to appear as the prevailing public opinion.
2. A buzzword used for the purposes of generating superficial credibility to further one's agenda; Often levied against a word ending with -ist.
2. A buzzword used for the purposes of generating superficial credibility to further one's agenda; Often levied against a word ending with -ist.
Example 1
Person 1: Did you hear about the outcry over the sexist shampoo ad?
Person 2: Yeah, it was all over mainstream news. At least two people were really pissed about it.
Example 2
Person 1: Do you not see the public outcry against your racist/sexist/capitalist/communist/leftist/rightist actions?
Person 2: Oh? Do you mean the outcry that you just "made up" to make it seem like a bigger deal than it is?
Person 1: Did you hear about the outcry over the sexist shampoo ad?
Person 2: Yeah, it was all over mainstream news. At least two people were really pissed about it.
Example 2
Person 1: Do you not see the public outcry against your racist/sexist/capitalist/communist/leftist/rightist actions?
Person 2: Oh? Do you mean the outcry that you just "made up" to make it seem like a bigger deal than it is?
by Jackwerks01 April 9, 2020