A man who is basically god and has sex with megan fox daily and bangs your mom on the side and is hot sexy and brave
by MeaganFox October 12, 2010
He reminds me of Jesus because of how many whamen worship him across america. When I think of Tyson, I see a sexy beast with a massive dong. Even though is white, his dick is as if it was black... even bigger!!! When he walks into a room the teachers clothes just slip of and the kids get really horny... Including the straight men. When he flips his hair the world trembles and people faint. He is also humble because he has no clue how great he is. He could buy Amazon and apple in one go because he has more money than the world. In the end, I love Tyson more than anyone else and you would too if you knew him.
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by JaiLiz-created it January 10, 2010
Tyson is that one person who succeeds in LITERALLY EVERYTHING. He cares for his friends, does stupid shit and tries to find the funny side of things.
When Tyson sets his sights on something he wants, he'll get it.
When Tyson sets his sights on something he wants, he'll get it.
by 3%Awatermelon November 15, 2019
The most stuborn hard headed guy you will ever meet. Dont let him fool you with those dreamy eyes a face and body with his fly ass frisbee skills. He is addicted to Xbox. But behind all of that. He is a goofy sweet tender thoughtful loveing funny as hell guy that ever girl wants.
by SJZILLA July 13, 2015