| 1. | Suxing Profond | ||
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Ce dit d'un criss de cour platte donné par un professeur endormant sur de la matiere pas utile. Cegep FXG , 28 aout 2003 9h am
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| 2. | freecell | ||
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a solitaire like card game that has been reducing office productivity since microsoft (the evil) incorporated it in their basic entertainment package. Freecell is won when this happens:
AH 2H 3H 4H 5H 6H 7H 8H 9H 10H JH QH KH AS 2S 3S 4S 5S 6S 7S 8S 9S 10S JS QS KS AC 2C 3C 4C 5C 6C 7C 8C 9C 10C JC QC KC AD 2D 3D 4D 5D 6D 7D 8D 9D 10D JD QD KD |
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| 3. | three dollar chengsteen | ||
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a three dollar turn bet by an asian guy into a much larger pot. 1-2-NL 8 players, limped family pot ($16), Chengsteen in SB. Button is short stacked. Flop is 9S 3H 8H the table checks around. Turn is 9H. Chengsteen bets out $3. Everyone folds but the button who raises all in for his last $25. Chengsteen instacalls. Button show AH3H for the nut flush. Chengsteen shows the 9D8D and the button's nut flush is drawing dead.
The river brings the 4S and the button says "I got done in by the three dollar chengsteen" |
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| 4. | Pocket g's | ||
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The nuts. Used mostly for Texas Hold 'Em. It is common for people to say "gg" after knocking someone out. When this occurs, the one who won the pot held Pocket g's for the nuts.
Any two cards can be pocket g's. *** RIVER *** 9c 4c 6s 2h 9d
Villain: bets 9402 and is all in Hero: calls 9402 *** SHOW DOWN *** Villain: shows Th Td (Two pair, Tens and Nines) Hero: shows 9h 4s (Full house, Nines full of Fours) Hero collected 19304 from pot Hero: gg Hero held Pocket g's with 49o |
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| 5. | Triple Fuck | ||
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Short for "Fuck, Double Fuck, Triple Fuck", a drinking card game for four or more players.
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HOW TO PLAY: Start by laying out more face-down cards than there are players. Each player gets to choose a "primary card", which they will hold on to throughout the game. Players place the card face-up in front of them. Reshuffle any extra cards back into the deck. Choose a designated dealer to keep things less confusing, and give this player the deck. Moving clockwise, the dealer will address "guessers" one at a time. The guesser will be issued a "secondary card", which will be placed next to (not on top of) the primary card. However, the guesser has the optional choice of guessing the suite of that card before it is placed down. If the guess is correct, all other players (including dealer) are charged one drink (usually a sip) and the guesser gets to discard his secondary cards (giving him only one card for a round). Furthermore, the secondary card that is placed down becomes the "indicator" card. If any players have a primary or secondary card that matches in suite OR number value, they will take a drink for each match. If only one of your cards match the secondary card that was just placed down, you take one drink (fuck!). If both match, you take two (double fuck!), but if the guesser correctly guessed the card's suite AND you have two matches, you take three drinks (triple fuck!). After a round, everyone should have a primary and secondary card... |
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| 6. | aipfaavkkgg | ||
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Acronym - All in (AI) Preflop (PF) AA (pocket aces) v (versus) KK (pocket kings) GG (good game) In poker, usually an unavoidable situation, you are lucky enough to be dealt AA versus another players KK and it holds, you usually win a monster pot. *** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to REDEYE225 Ac Ad REDEYE225: bets 1500 stanki1: calls 1500 *** FLOP *** Qd 7h 6h *** TURN *** Qd 7h 6h 9h *** RIVER *** Qd 7h 6h 9h 5d *** SHOW DOWN *** stanki1: shows Kd Kc (a pair of Kings) REDEYE225: shows Ac Ad (a pair of Aces) REDEYE225 collected 3030 from main pot stanki1: obv REDEYE225: aipfaavkkgg. |
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| 7. | gurgi | ||
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its a poker hand, when you get 7 and 5 of the same suit, its called a gurgi. Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: 7c, 5c<------the gurgi john smith jr folds Guss raises $1,800 PokerFace_2009 folds KB Video raises $3,200 Guss calls Dealing flop: 5d, 5h, 7s<----------gurgi flop KB Video bets $3,000 Guss calls Dealing turn: 9h KB Video checks Guss checks Dealing river: Js KB Video bets $3,000 Guss raises $6,000 KB Video calls Guss shows 7c, 5c for a full house, fives full of sevens KB Video shows Jc, As for two pair, Jacks and fives Guss wins main pot $22,920<-----------gurgi win Guss wins side pot $990 KB Video stands up |
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