99% of our DNA

Chimps share 99% of our DNA. Big deal. Bananas share 98%. Enough DNA stats already.

Dude 1: Wow man did you know that chimpanzees and orang utans and shit share 99% of our DNA?
Dude 2: See that cucumber I just shoved up your ass?
Dude 1: Yup.
Dude 2: 97%.

99% of our DNA by PearlFly January 28, 2013

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