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A 9/11 is a sex act in which a man violently and unexpectedly inserts his penis into the anus of his sex partner. This may occur during or outside consensual intercourse.
When I asked Maria why she broke up with Stanley, she said that he gave her a 9/11 after a night of drinking.
by FetusDestroyer June 17, 2012
 
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the day that america finaly woke up. to most ignorant people that cant see past the faces of the goverment it is a day when osama attacked america. but to other eagle eyed citizens, it is when the cracks of corruption in the white house started to show. Americas goverment left many open clues that have been seen by others. here are a few:

Georges lie:
George bush was reading to a class when suddenly a body gaurd of his told him a second building had hit the south tower. a few months later on LIVE TV he was talking about the incident. he said he was sitting OUTSIDE the classroom and saw on TV the first plane hit the building, when infact the video of the first plane never emerged till september 12th 2001! a lie fortold by the ex-president.

The Bomb blast:
When the first plane hit, suddenly an impact was felt a few floors down. that was impossible, due to the fact that a plane hitting a building would take ages to reach as low as that position. examinging the video fotage you see bomb blasts coming from 20 floors down.

The Implosion:
If you watch a video footage of a controled demoltion you see that it implodes (inside explosion) and then falls verticaly. watch 9/11 footage and you see it blows up inside then the building then it falls verticaly.

The Windowless-armed plane:
The plane recorded by passers by on 9/11 was seen to have no windows. it also seemed to have a set of double loaded missle launchers under the wings. this means that the plane would have to be virtualy empty to fly if it was a boieng 474! therefore the conclusion is that it had to be a military jet. no other passanger plane could hold so much weight including bagaging, passangers and raw materials.

Cost to run:
Look away at the facts of that day, but to the coincedences that lead up to this point. the north and south tower where HUGE. they cost alot to run and money wasnt the owners object. when the towers were first built, each frame wireing was sprayed with fireproof asbestos, a product which causes cancer. to get rid of it all from both the buildings would cost over an excess of 100 billion dollars. they never had the money and if fast action wasn't token fast then the two towers would have been shut down. this meant they would lose alot more money. so if the towers were, blow up by "terrorists" then the insurance policy would pay. there fore they get a WIN WIN situation.

Insecurity:
After the events of this devistating day, america felt they need to do something. now this is where the goverment came in, and we leave the corrupt owners alone. take this for example. people felt un easy and scared with their national security. The American board took this as a way to steal oil. they used it as a point to invade a country looking for a "man" that supposedly did all this. a few months or years later, after votes were coutned in, Afghanistan was invaded. for what? terrorism. now because of america afghans have turned to the talaban to get help. the talaban have been created, to protect their home land. dont think of them as bad because of the media, think of them as good protecting their country from zionist corrupt goverment. they are stopping america.

Thanks for reading, and spread the word. america and britian is corrupt and they will get you.
DUde1: after reading that i got a headache
Duuude2: atleast we are now informed
DUde1: true say. lets re open the 9/11 case
Duuuude2: lets do it!
by TheKingSabz January 02, 2009
 
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The day George Bush drove an aeroplane into a building using nothing but a remote control.
Hello, I'm George Bush I am flying my plain into the twin towers on 9/11. Weeee!!!
by frtgyhik August 19, 2008
 
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The best thing that ever happened to country music.
Lyrics to newest country song: "9/11, terrorists, Osama, 9/11, Kick your ass." It's gonna be a big hit.
by L3375k337 March 26, 2008
 
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A series of events taking place over months, that most of you know absolutly nothing about, 9/11 Was not a terrorist attack, It was a self-inflicted way of earning billions upon billions of dollars in oil.
Read the facts of 9/11 form your own opinion, Turn off ur damn television and pick up a fucking book, Oh and look up ignorance.
by DoSome Research. September 08, 2006
 
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Happened on September 11th 2001. This was in fact carried out by the U.S. government and was later used as a means to invade the middle East.

This day also shows how much the U.S. government is careless for it's citizens lives to carry out their own agenda's.
An obvious example of post 9/11 agenda is Iraq, so Bush where are those weapons of destruction. Why attack Iraq when Osama was an Arab who camped out in Afghanistan.
by learnthetruth3893 February 07, 2010
 
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The day George Bush truly fucked us over. Funny how 1 prior to the attacks we were buddies with the Al Qaeda, how we funded them 6 billion dollars in the 80's - early 90's then blame the Muslim Religion. The "Confession Tape" was complete bullshit, 1. he was wearing a gold ring which is forbidden in Muslim religion, and 2. he signed a note and kept gesturing with his right hand, when with a little research, anyone with common sense will know he is LEFT HANDED.

Fact is, 9/11 was staged by our very own U.S government and very little Americans want to believe it. Simply go on youtube and watch the twin towers fall yourselves, they fell straight down like a planned demolition bombing, if u look slightly below the main part where it's falling you will see yourself the small explosions right below it, explosives planted in the twin towers. On youtube watch the documentary "Loose Change" it will change your view on 9/11 forever.

People fail to see how much 9/11 benefited the Bush administration. First and foremost it gave them an excuse to attack Afghanistan, supposedly looking for Osama Bin Laden when the CIA watched him on dialysis in '98 when he was top ten for the FBI. Next, now that Bush had some americans fooled that middle east was evil, it gave him an excuse to attack Iraq, for weapons that weren't even there, yeah he has chemical weapons, but we sold him that shit after Ronald Raegon's election. All those wars are about is oil and expanding the American empire, oh don't forget about Cheny's plans to put his own personal pipelines through Afghanistan. But it don't stop there, we can't forget about the Patriot Act which is just an excuse to arrest anyone that speaks against the Bush Administration (Sounds like a dictatorship to me!)

Wake up people, 9/11 wasn't a terrorist attack, it was planned and staged carefully by the U.S government and used as a pathetic excuse to kill innocent people in the middle east, hate the Muslim religion, and expand the American empire.
The New World Order was born on September 11th, 2001. 9/11
by 9/11planned July 25, 2009
 
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September 11.

See conspiracy.
When the Pentagon was crashed into, he grass around it was smooth enough that you could play golf on it. When planes crash they leave some kind of debris.

None were found at the crash scene.
by HyperactiveToothpick June 07, 2005