HyperactiveToothpick's definitions

Paly

1)A typo for the word play, for people who type too fast.
2)The Paladin class in the game Diablo 2.

1)HEY CUJM DOWN AND LETSH PALY!!!!!!11
2)my paly would totally assrape yours

by HyperActiveToothpick April 28, 2005

Don't touch that dial

An old term used at the end of a show before a commercial, the 'dial' part referring to old TV's that had dials to change channels. Some shows still use this, and only use it because other shows do. Other shows now use the term 'Don't touch that remote' or something like that.

Don't touch that dial, we'll be back after these messages.

by HyperactiveToothpick June 2, 2005

9/11

September 11.

See conspiracy.

When the Pentagon was crashed into, he grass around it was smooth enough that you could play golf on it. When planes crash they leave some kind of debris.

None were found at the crash scene.

by HyperactiveToothpick July 18, 2008

stand-up pissers

It is a urinal. Not found in Womens washrooms.

The stand-up pisser has shit on it.

by HyperactiveToothpick May 29, 2005

Ice-T

The greatest urban, message-sending, unappreciated rapper in the world.

He didn't sell shit in album records, but goddamn he was the shit.

by HyperActiveToothpick April 30, 2005

hapscallion

The most saddest excuse for an insult EVER

Claude: You hapscallion!
Josh: Dude, get out of prep school.

by HyperActiveToothpick April 30, 2005

Deepthroat

1.The alias for the man who gave the anonymous tip to the newspapers in the Watergate scandal that led to President Nixon's resignation. Now confirmed to be W.Mark Felt. He got the name 'Deep Throat' from a pornography movie.
2.For a woman to give a blowjob that almost(or does) touches the back of her throat.

1. "Im so mad, Deepthroat was some old fucker."

2."My baby gave me some great head last night."

"Was she a Deepthroat?"

by HyperactiveToothpick June 7, 2005