HyperactiveToothpick's definitions

Don't touch that dial

An old term used at the end of a show before a commercial, the 'dial' part referring to old TV's that had dials to change channels. Some shows still use this, and only use it because other shows do. Other shows now use the term 'Don't touch that remote' or something like that.

Don't touch that dial, we'll be back after these messages.

by HyperactiveToothpick June 2, 2005

stand-up pissers

It is a urinal. Not found in Womens washrooms.

The stand-up pisser has shit on it.

by HyperactiveToothpick May 29, 2005

Paly

1)A typo for the word play, for people who type too fast.
2)The Paladin class in the game Diablo 2.

1)HEY CUJM DOWN AND LETSH PALY!!!!!!11
2)my paly would totally assrape yours

by HyperActiveToothpick April 28, 2005

Ice-T

The greatest urban, message-sending, unappreciated rapper in the world.

He didn't sell shit in album records, but goddamn he was the shit.

by HyperActiveToothpick April 30, 2005

9/11

September 11.

See conspiracy.

When the Pentagon was crashed into, he grass around it was smooth enough that you could play golf on it. When planes crash they leave some kind of debris.

None were found at the crash scene.

by HyperactiveToothpick July 18, 2008

hapscallion

The most saddest excuse for an insult EVER

Claude: You hapscallion!
Josh: Dude, get out of prep school.

by HyperActiveToothpick April 30, 2005

what

An overused lyric by a rap artist called Lil John who will say what for no reason when hes not even being talked to.

Your avewrage guy talking to Lil John:

Person: Hey can I have your autograph?
Lil John: WHAT?!?!?!

by HyperActiveToothpick May 13, 2005