1. Meaning Chinese Restaurant or Asian food.
2. 1-800 is simply meaning a number also used in 1-800-hot-linebling
2. 1-800 is simply meaning a number also used in 1-800-hot-linebling
by chicken_fillet December 8, 2015
1. Meaning Chinese Restaurant or Asian food.
2. 1-800 is simply meaning a number also used in 1-800-hot-linebling
2. 1-800 is simply meaning a number also used in 1-800-hot-linebling
by chicken_fillet December 8, 2015
A man whom you now "own" but initially rented from 1-800-rent-a-stud. After the initial 90 day trial period, you decided he was a keeper. Besides, the finance options were just too good to pass up. All payments on your rent-a-stud are now applied to your own-a-stud....and he's worth every damn penny!
I'm telling you, Darlene. My 1-800-rent-a-stud turned out to far exceed my expectations. I even pawned my Grandmother's ring just so I could afford the 1-800-own-a-stud option. But he was worth ever cent!
by irisisalive November 26, 2010
by Fridayy,dasswassupp December 2, 2011
In god knows what year, GWR watched anime and fell in love with japanese shit so they went up to dildo maker hitachi and asked for some high speed trains, and Hitachi said yes.
LNER was jealous of GWR so they ordered some too.
Transpennine Express wanted to get into the action so they ordered some too but the bastards have to be all special so they called them N O V A S
SCR copied the trains designs onto roblox for express and airlink
Then some bastard found a crack in them and now they're not awesome
LNER was jealous of GWR so they ordered some too.
Transpennine Express wanted to get into the action so they ordered some too but the bastards have to be all special so they called them N O V A S
SCR copied the trains designs onto roblox for express and airlink
Then some bastard found a crack in them and now they're not awesome
by ItsFound May 31, 2021
A hotline for women to refer men to who rudely hit on them in front of their significant other, or just hit on them in general.
Girl 1: "This scrubby ass guy try getting my number today."
Girl 2: "You should've told him 1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS..."
Girl 2: "You should've told him 1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS..."
by Silvermold November 21, 2011
A number that "wholesome" asswipes will spam everywhere when you make a suicide joke. Google also shoves it in your face, too.
They'll also spam it when you are genuinely contemplating suicide to try and keep you from doing it, despite the fact that humanity probably has only 15-20 years left as a species so living through the next extinction event would be far more excruciatingly painful.
"Suicide is badass" - Frank Reynolds
They'll also spam it when you are genuinely contemplating suicide to try and keep you from doing it, despite the fact that humanity probably has only 15-20 years left as a species so living through the next extinction event would be far more excruciatingly painful.
"Suicide is badass" - Frank Reynolds
Person: God damn, sea levels are rising, Russia and NATO are warmongering with each other, inflation is batshit insane, i think it might be a good time to kill myself since i probably won't live much longer anyway.
<3princessrainbowsparkles<3: NOdont kill urself!!! 1-800-273-8255!!1!1!1! TEmp0rary problem perminent solutieon!!!1!!1
<3princessrainbowsparkles<3: NOdont kill urself!!! 1-800-273-8255!!1!1!1! TEmp0rary problem perminent solutieon!!!1!!1
by PNurBH March 1, 2023