The Equation of Life

Notice carefully:
8=D is the formula for the penis.
Putting this formula in parentheses () symbolizes insertion into the vagina.
Since all life comes from this magical union of the genitals, (8=D) is the universal mathematical representation of the dirty deed.
"Oh Em Gee! Anthony just totally wrote (8=D) on the chalkboard! I wonder if the teacher notices?"
by The Masked Midnight Ranger April 03, 2006
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I though it was a smiley face. I used it everywhere. Now I'm banned from lots of forums. =(
Me: I'm so happy! 8=D

Admin: Why, you like penis? *BANNZOR*
by Meijer's! July 20, 2005
A penis
other examples:
"i told him 8=D was a math problem and wrote it all over his book and he was fine with it. What a dumbass!"
by trayvaughn deshauvenston March 20, 2005
A delighted gentleman with sunglasses on his head.

That, or a very unhappy gentleman who isn't very well-endowed.
1. Look at my cool shades! 8=D

2. My penis is so small. : 8=D
by veXxv July 29, 2006
A happy Hitler without pupils.
Person: 8=D
Someone else: I am so offended, don't you know I'm Jewish?
by herpity derpty August 28, 2014
An extremely small penis or chode, with an enormous head but small balls
Girl: You want to come over tonight?
Guy: Sure my 8=D is ready
Guy: Omg sry I meant 8==========D
by TheWeedWalker69 January 07, 2016
Pretty much the universal symbol for dick. But it can be ok through parents if you say it means smile.
1.Hey baby can't wait to see your 8=D -dick
2. Hey can't wait to see your 8=D -smile
by Big Nutz79 March 02, 2016
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