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7 Year Itch 

The common time period where the desirable, or sometimes undesirable, urge to change comes about. The need for dramatic change in life develops every 5-7 years.

This change grows within the human mind, both consciously and subconsciously, and implements necessary action "To Do" something different even though, many times, there is really no need in your current life to do it (ie, Happily Married, A Steady Job, Steady Income, Nice House, etc).

The human mind continually seeks and desires change every 5-7 years in life, for without it, the mind would have nothing to do and no where to grow.
"7 Year Itch"
Life Changing Points Occur Every 7 Years Beginning At Age 5 In Life:
5-11: Kindergarten and your younger school life starts.
12-18: Jr. High & high school years.
19-25: College years or after HS years, first adult years, party years for many.
26-32: Marriage, settling down, big moving time period, buy your first house, starting having kids, etc.
33-39: Divorce, separation, more moving, new job, realization that you are getting older, first real mental or physical problems in life.
40-46: Development of a new career, new marriage, more moving, new path in life, first experience with many closely related deaths in the family.
47-53: Settling down, preparing for retirement, traveling, grandchildren, realization of how short life is for everyone.
54-60: Retirement, if you're lucky, slowing down and settling down, continually dealing with less and less of others who you were close to in life actually being around.
61-67: Living life to the fullest and trying to be happy and thankful everyday that you wake up. But for many, just counting the days to death.
68-74: Have your life insurance plan set and ready for your family, pick your coffin, burial site and more. Pray.
75+: Pray some more, smile, be happy...smoke a bowl...and be thankful for what life has given you Everday, Day In & Day Out!!
7 Year Itch by Rkballer July 4, 2010
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7 Year Itch 

The "7 Year Itch" comes from a 50's movie. There is a natural tendency to get bored with your romantic / sexual partner after awhile (7 years).
That dude's got the 7 year itch, he's screwing everyone but his wife.
7 Year Itch by Ordinary Man 2 March 8, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026