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the belief that if one picks up food quickly after they drop it it is still good. He choose to follow the 5-second rule despite the dubious way in which the floor was cleaned.
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| 2. | 5-second rule | ||
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A rule that states a penis can touch anything for up to five seconds before the object is considered molested. Husband: (poking dick against cosmetic mirror)
Husband: Look honey! It's kissing its reflection. Wife: Urg! Stop molesting my mirror! Husband: I'm not. 5-second rule! See. Smooch, one second. Smooch, one second. Smooch, one second... Wife: (leaves to buy a new mirror) |
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