Eye-5

When someone makes a joke at a time where it is inappropriate to high five or make verbal acknowledgment of said joke. Instead, you make eye contact which satisfies the urge to high five, giving the person who made the joke adequate "props." Occasionally accompanied by an eyebrow raise or a slight nod.

"That's what she said."
::::::::::::make eye contact (eye-5)::::::::::::
:::::::::::continue with day:::::::::::

Eye-5 by Brooke8701 January 21, 2012

third eye hi-5 

aka head bump, when you and another touch foreheads, as do American football players (helmeted, usually) and Tibetan lamas (ceremonially)

Don't just hug me, give me a third eye hi-5..!

third eye hi-5 by caddy wampus April 23, 2011

Queer eye for the Hi-5 

A symbolic handshake that originated from the indiginous tribe of ballwashers from CHRW. This gesture is usually followed with an annoying cat call that resembles a dying Ostrich: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah"
Only queers, ballwashers and cockgobblersof similar creeds can use this gesture - it is forbidden for anyone else.

John: "I am the greatest living human
being ever."
Acorn: <Hi-5 slap! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHH!!!"

Queer eye for the Hi-5 by Smaug the Dragon February 24, 2004

5 eyes

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im gonna cut you in 1/5's why cause you have 5 eyes

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5 eyes by chargingvindiction4 October 8, 2022

Jackson 5 across the eyes 

It means I'm about to slap the shit out ya.

Coined by Black Dynamite

If you don't shut up I'm going Jackson 5 across the eyes.

I told that girl to sit on my face and she went Jackson 5 across my eyes.

Jackson 5 across the eyes by Mad Malc November 30, 2015