4chanitis

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A disease which completely takes over the lives of the victims by making them lurk on 4chan for hours on end everyday. It is usually contracted once an otherwise intelligent and responsible human being is called a newfag too many times, gets butthurt and then decides to look up 4chan lingo on urban dictionary in an effort to try and make himself look like an oldfag on the message boards. Sadly, they are usually found out, get butthurt again and leave /b/ crying, only to return again tomorrow.

Greg: Have you seen Tom lately? He looks like s**t and he's always muttering about something called /b/.
Jerry: Yeah man, he's got 4chanitis.
Alec: What a newfag.

4chanitis by SuperStoner13 February 7, 2010

4chanitus

4chanitus is a condition most prevalent within males aged from mid-teens to mid-twenties. The infected individuals forget the anonymity that should be associated with visiting 4chan, and so use 4chan lingo on social networking sites such as Facebook and Twitter.

In worst case infections the individuals are even prone to using said language in real life.

4chanitus patient: And I just turned to him and was like lolchromies.

Worried friend: Sorry what the fuck?

4chanitus by iamaddduuum August 19, 2010

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4chanite

A "person" who commonly browses and messages on the popular image-based bulletin board "4chan", where people talk about literally anything and everything in the worst way possible. 4chan is known for its obsessive and horrific user base.

I'm wildly attracted to girls with the 4chanite sociopathic edgelord femcel phenotype.

4chanite by gilbert mudflaps June 5, 2024

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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