1 star moron

A 1 star moron is someone who gives a product a negative review for reasons that are not the fault of the product itself. Usually badly-worded, misspelled and lacking punctuation, these reviews often arise from the reviewer not having read the instruction manual or having had delivery problems. In some cases the reviewer has not actually seen or used the product at all.

When reading product reviews I usually read the negative ones first, mentally filtering out the 1 star morons.

1 star moron by Jehannum December 6, 2015

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Star 94.1

The best contemporary gospel station in virginia. Has the best church music in the world! Makes you wanna get saved!

Did you listen to Star 94.1 today???

Star 94.1 by fakhdgfiyevdequ October 4, 2008

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《¤》1《¤》Avery《¤》 Eduardo 《¤》Rodriguez《¤》 Is 《¤》March《¤》 Of 《¤》Fifth《¤》2《¤》 Cristy《¤》 Veronica 《¤》Tejada 《¤》Is 《¤》March 《¤》Of《¤》 The 《¤》Sixth《¤》3《¤》. 《¤》Star 《¤》Cruz 《¤》Is《¤》 March 《¤》Of《¤》A《¤》 Seventh《¤》

《¤》1《¤》Avery《¤》 Eduardo 《¤》Rodriguez《¤》 Is 《¤》March《¤》 Of 《¤》Fifth《¤》2《¤》 Cristy《¤》 Veronica 《¤》Tejada 《¤》Is 《¤》March 《¤》Of《¤》 The 《¤》Sixth《¤》3《¤》. 《¤》Star 《¤》Cruz 《¤》Is《¤》 March 《¤》Of《¤》A《¤》 Seventh《¤》

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《¤》1. Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is March Of Fifth《¤》2. Cristy Veronica Tejada Is March Of The Sixth《¤》3. Star Cruz Is March Of A Seventh《¤》

《¤》1. Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is March Of Fifth《¤》2. Cristy Veronica Tejada Is March Of The Sixth《¤》3. Star Cruz Is March Of A Seventh《¤》 by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

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1 yard stare

Similar to the 1,000 yard stare that veterans acquire, the 1 yard stare is a trait that people that work in cubicles or open workspaces pick up as they will avoid noticing anything that is not on their computer monitor.

Dude, I just walked by Lindsay with a plate of donuts and she completely ignored me.

Doesn't surprise me. She is working on closing the accounts receivable for this quarter and has a bad case of the 1 yard stare.

1 yard stare by Deepthoughts March 9, 2011

Word of the Day on March 11, 2011

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1 Yard Stare

Similar to the 1,000 yead stare, but for someone who doesn't have a single thought behind their eyes. Commonly applies to ipad kids who suffer from skibidi toilet syndrome.

Look at that kid sing skibidi toilet, they have a 1 yard stare, there's not a single thought behind those eyes.

1 Yard Stare by mustache666 October 12, 2023

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1,000 yard stare

After a veteran from war comes home they often find themselves staring blankly into the horizon. The reason for this is that they spend so much time staring off into the distance looking for a target that they only have one consistent passive state of mind. And that is to stare.

These people can often be awakened from this dumbfounded state of mind by making a loud popping noise which will transfer them into a shell shock reflexive behavior causing them to dart around underneath furniture.

John: What's wrong with Jamal?

Jason: He's doing the 1,000 yard stare.. watch this...

*Jason pops a balloon*

*Jamal bashes his face on a table trying to dive under it*

1,000 yard stare by Chaostroll March 31, 2011

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