10 definitions by Deepthoughts

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Similar to the 1,000 yard stare that veterans acquire, the 1 yard stare is a trait that people that work in cubicles or open workspaces pick up as they will avoid noticing anything that is not on their computer monitor.
Dude, I just walked by Lindsay with a plate of donuts and she completely ignored me.

Doesn't surprise me. She is working on closing the accounts receivable for this quarter and has a bad case of the 1 yard stare.
by Deepthoughts February 22, 2011

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The Period Baby is similar to a Food Baby, and occurs once a month when a woman has her period and bloats to a level where it appears she is pregnant. Note: this phenomenom is usually only observable in slender women (like a snake that just ate a rat). The more heavy set women can absorb the period baby without an observable bump (like an elephant that eats a peanut).
Lindsey: "I can't go out tonight in that half-shirt."

Paris: "Why?

Lindsey: "Look at my Period Baby!!!!"
by deepthoughts August 23, 2011

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The usually awkward conversation that ensues after butt-dialing.
Lindsay: Hello?
Miley: Hey, you just butt-dialed me!
Lindsay: Oh, sorry. So.....what's up?
Miley: Oh, nothing. Umm....what's up with you?
Lindasy: Nothing.....are we just butt-talking now?
by Deepthoughts May 23, 2010

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Tough hate is when you suggest a corrective action for a person, but you are doing it out of hate, as opposed to tough love.
"I feel like someone needs to punch her in the neck to keep her from saying anything more."
"That seems harsh."
"I'm just saying this out of a sense of tough hate."
by DeepThoughts April 21, 2013

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Going to Google's site when you are unsure if your internet is working. If Google comes up, then you know you have a connection.
Lindsay: Its weird, I can't get to TMZ.com or Thesuperficial.com, but I have internet.

Paris: How do you know you have internet?

Lindsay: I did a Google check.
by Deepthoughts January 30, 2012

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Moving through a crowd to get to the front, commonly done at concerts. Not to be confused with Salmoning, which is walking against a group of moving people.
Lindsay: How did you make it to the front of the crowd?

Paris: I am a master at sperming.
by Deepthoughts December 27, 2011

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Lazy pee is similar to a lazy eye, but it is a condition that transiently affects males when they urinate, and their pee hole is pointed in a different direction from the shaft. Usually results in peeing on one's shoes/feet. Commonly happens the morning after sex.
Peter walks out of the bathroom shaking liquid off his feet.
Jane says "what happened???"
Peter says "Dang, took a lazy pee...."
by Deepthoughts September 23, 2010

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