10 definitions by Deepthoughts
When a girl wears tight jeans and a short shirt so her flab spills out over her jeans. This is a subset of a Muffin Top, but if there is a lot of texture on the spillout (e.g. cottage cheese or stretch marks) then it is a Meatloaf Top (i.e. it looks like the top of a meatloaf as it spills out over the pan).
Wow, do you see her Muffin Top?
Yikes, it looks like her midsection was in a war zone, that isn't a Muffin Top, that is a Meatloaf Top!
Yikes, it looks like her midsection was in a war zone, that isn't a Muffin Top, that is a Meatloaf Top!
by Deepthoughts July 1, 2013
Tough hate is when you suggest a corrective action for a person, but you are doing it out of hate, as opposed to tough love.
"I feel like someone needs to punch her in the neck to keep her from saying anything more."
"That seems harsh."
"I'm just saying this out of a sense of tough hate."
"That seems harsh."
"I'm just saying this out of a sense of tough hate."
by Deepthoughts April 22, 2013
Moving through a crowd to get to the front, commonly done at concerts. Not to be confused with Salmoning, which is walking against a group of moving people.
by Deepthoughts December 27, 2011
Lazy pee is similar to a lazy eye, but it is a condition that transiently affects males when they urinate, and their pee hole is pointed in a different direction from the shaft. Usually results in peeing on one's shoes/feet. Commonly happens the morning after sex.
Peter walks out of the bathroom shaking liquid off his feet.
Jane says "what happened???"
Peter says "Dang, took a lazy pee...."
Jane says "what happened???"
Peter says "Dang, took a lazy pee...."
by Deepthoughts September 23, 2010
Similar to the 1,000 yard stare that veterans acquire, the 1 yard stare is a trait that people that work in cubicles or open workspaces pick up as they will avoid noticing anything that is not on their computer monitor.
Dude, I just walked by Lindsay with a plate of donuts and she completely ignored me.
Doesn't surprise me. She is working on closing the accounts receivable for this quarter and has a bad case of the 1 yard stare.
Doesn't surprise me. She is working on closing the accounts receivable for this quarter and has a bad case of the 1 yard stare.
by Deepthoughts February 22, 2011
When a girl (or woman that thinks she is still a girl) wears booty shorts where both cheeks are hanging out. This is is not to be confused with well known phrase "two sheets to the wind" signifiying that a person is drunk.
by Deepthoughts July 1, 2013
Going to Google's site when you are unsure if your internet is working. If Google comes up, then you know you have a connection.
Lindsay: Its weird, I can't get to TMZ.com or Thesuperficial.com, but I have internet.
Paris: How do you know you have internet?
Lindsay: I did a Google check.
Paris: How do you know you have internet?
Lindsay: I did a Google check.
by Deepthoughts January 31, 2012