1,000 Pound Hand

When you grab a broad by the back of the head and "guide" her face into your lap.

I was making out with this chick in my car and things were going kind of slow, so I used the 1,000 pound hand to get her moving in the right direction.

1,000 Pound Hand by Ninja Blacksox July 11, 2009

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